Raw Southern California "Meat" 2

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In-House Review - Dec 23 2003

Barebacking aficionados take note: the "raw" in the title doesn't connote condomless screwing. That said, the CDC could well be working on something to destroy the cooties that dirty-brained director Don Ross has unleashed upon the world. Thankfully, Ross' taste in boys is lovely: cute, young and dumb (mostly) hetero guys. Sisko and Alex, "basketball buddies" and Body Shoppe regulars, need money "to take the girls out." Don's minion Brandon is happy to ask what they're gonna do with the girls. "Fuck the shit out of 'em." Bummer they don't fuck the shit out of each other. Freckly Alex is one of my favorites: A smooth, soft twink; skinny yet with a touch of paunch, and a dorky tattoo on his tummy. Sisko, a sort of fratboy type with sleepy eyes, always looks bored and I don't envy the girls he's going to date ... I mean, make love to, that evening. Now remember what I said about Don's cooties? Well, apparently they've managed to spawn an actual being - "The Mask" - from Don's very imagination, a la Stephen King's The Dark Half, or the way Saruman created those Orc leaders in Lord of the Rings! He's a freaky phantom character who wears biker gloves and a ski mask as he gropes and even sucks off the boys. I swear he looks like someone from a snuff film, and I wouldn't be surprised to see him on the news. I first believed "The Mask" (and his counterpart, "The Glove," which just refers to his gloved hand - I'm not joking) to be Don himself, but Don can be heard just off camera aggressively commanding "Suck that cock! You want him to go down on that thing!" as Sisko and Alex desperately attempt to maintain their erections and "The Mask" stifles his laughter. Eventually, the guys are permitted to focus on the straight porn playing and deliver big loads on wall mirrors. A surfer, Aaron, who looks to be a nice Jewish boy, hits the waves for all of a minute before hitting the studio. He's a real cutie - beautiful body with a peach fuzzy sprinkle of chest hair and a nice but very human cock. Not a lot of dialogue, and Don's mystical minions are continuing their foul work elsewhere, so Aaron strokes slow and long, shows off his asshole, and shoots three pregnancies' worth of load on the mirror. Alex and Sisko return with Lee, a guy who resembles Alexis Arquette crossbred with Eminem and Tom Sizemore. Poor Alex reveals he hasn't gotten any pussy recently, while Sisko, if you want to fantasize and make the scene really dirty, all but confesses to a felony. ("She was all about it, she was biting my neck, doing crazy shit last night" he freely admits.) I'd like to note that all the boys trim their crotches except for Lee, who's as hirsute as they come below the belt. Lee's also caught the cooties, and soon he's down on his knees sucking Sisko's meat while Don yammers redundancies like "Look at those dicks!" Don also randomly chirps "Manmeat" without even realizing it. Sure enough, Don's incantations raise "The Mask" and "The Glove" again and the minions get to work. Yet again the guys paint the mirror with their juice, aside from Lee who messes up the futon. Don introduces us to Duker, an 18-year-old Marine. He's a cute, smiling lad with a smooth, slim, tight bod and... some sort of "ball thing" going on. There's bunched up veins and stuff in there, highlighted by the shaved scrotum. Don shifts the focus to the guy's asshole for a while, and eventually the guy shoots an intense load all over the futon, shuddering afterwards. Yum! Chip and Shawn and Sisko - "football buddies" - help each other out with jerking off, squatting over the asshole-close-up mirror, and even start a little sucking. They dump their loads all over that mirror and that's that! It's a more goofy than passionate closer, but there's a generous portion previews to follow in the DVD. The photo section is lame, however - just a series of still frames from the film itself with music over it. I'm not sure this one qualifies as "raw" in any sense of the word, but Don still cooks up a pretty tasty, and very down to earth, treat. -Flapjax