Terms of Endowment

By: Beef Stroganoff
In-House Review - Dec 28 2015

The uncensored Director's Cut features a spectacular fisting and "foot first" finale. Fasten your seatbelts, size-queens and piglets, because it's going to be a naughty night! This gaggle of heavily-hung cock pigs gets down and dirty with squealish delight in the very-worthy Terms of Endowment - a first-rate production from Raging Stallion. In James Bond style, there's a sinfully decadent pre-credits teaser in the loo: scrumptious Michael Brandon convinces beefcake onscreen lover Tom Shannon into having "another piggy piggy weekend" together. Once agreed, horse-hung Michael feels the warm clench of Tom's tight hole, slap-fucking him wildly while displaying the [unreadable] tattoo on his starboard ass cheek. Michael pokes deep and retracts completely, pulling back a few more inches to allow for a greater running thrust back inside Tom's quivering hole. After Tom jiggles out a wild stream of goo, he gets a creamy face full of Michael's abundant spurt. Michael, by the way, has an amazing ability to conjure up two-tiered orgasms; I will henceforth refer to them as 'double-shots'. Next we spy on muscle hunk Michael Soldier and goateed hottie Jack Ryan as they're paring fruit in the kitchen. They begin the groping and the kissing and, before the khakis are even unzipped, Michael's sporting the juicy stains of leaked pre-cum. They both promptly drop trou and commence blowing. Michael is a voracious cock pig who savors every throbbing inch of lean smoothie Jack's big ween. Doused with freshly squeezed orange juice, Jack's cock also provides kneeling Michael with a healthy dose of Vitamin C. Jack, on the other hand, demonstrates great licking dexterity with his tongue, but can't seem to ingest more than merely the tip of Michael's lengthy curved tool. (It's called "deep-throating", darling. Try it.) Seems suck-shy Jack is better at drilling, because he impressively power fucks Michael on the countertop, at one point grabbing him by his scalp and yanking his head back like a sharp tug on a horse's reins. Meanwhile, speaking of horses, Michael Brandon and Sky Donavon enjoy some bubbly raunchiness outside in the jacuzzi. They quickly get on with the mad kissing, the high-suction deep blowing, the heavy cock flogging and the slobbery rim jobbing. And, of course, the steamy ass fucking...though, in an eye-opening switcheroo, it's Sky who dives cock-first into Michael's tight end. After Sky creams his load on Michael's back (and smears it up with his own face), he bends over to receive Michael's stiffened ramming post (and a few bitch-boy spankings to boot). After squirting yet another double-shot in the jacuzzi, Michael heads upstairs, where Nate Summers has recently begun to pleasure himself while watching some hot-daddy porn. (Incidentally, the flick Nate's watching is Raging Stallion's own Sexpack One: Four Tight Tales; an additional clip following Terms of Endowment shows Dean Coulter getting fucked by Matt McGrath.) As Nate lies back across the sofa, he cocks his head back to orally receive Michael's plump, dangling throat-choker, which gets shoved all the way down the gulping gullet. As Nate goes deep on Michael's long donger, in walks Tom wearing a suit and tie and wielding two bananas - one in his hand and the other bulging from beneath his slacks. Michael deeps Tom's meat while Tom tugs on his own thimble-sized nipples, all while Nate continues to chug ol' Horse-cock. As soon as Michael begins to slurp on Nate's blushing asterisk, you know the animalistic fucking part can't be too far behind. But Michael keeps Nate - and viewers everywhere - in maddening suspense with a naughty, NAUGHTY prelude during which he teases Nate's puckering hole with the shiny, naked knob of his powerful shaft, rubbing, flogging and ? unmistakably - partially poking his yawning starfish. When Michael finally launches fully into Nate's hole, he's clearly wrapped in latex. More gushing ensues. But wait! These guys aren't finished - not by a long shot. In strides Sky and - voila! - we've got a simmering foursome. Sky feasts once again on Michael's throat-choker while Nate swallows Tom's juicy wiener. Sky and Nate are soon on their knees, side-by-side, making out passionately...while Michael and Tom lick 'em and fuck 'em both wildly from behind. Michael and Tom gush off another round of goo. But wait! They're still not finished. This is the foursome that keeps going, and going, and going... ...well, for mail-order viewers that is. Only the Director's Cut shows what I'm about to describe: Michael and Nate double-rim Sky's gaping orifice and then - sphincter alert! - Sky is a writhing host to Michael's wrist-deep fisting. Likewise, Nate opens wide for Tom's and Sky's eager fists (both proficiently accommodated wrist-deep). Then, in his own unique twist, Nate anally welcomes Tom's well-lubricated foot, arch deep. Indeed, this is the first porn I've ever seen where the phrase "Yeah, take that foot!" didn't refer to a power top's 12-inch penis. And I suspect a certain nursery rhyme should have to be altered to "these five little piggies went ass-spelunking." Sounds like a porker's paradise, doesn't it, bitches? Well "oink, oink" piggies, 'cause this one's sure to scald your bacon! Oh, and three-snaps on the cinematic sacrilege of (mal)appropriating the title of a well-revered (and Oscar-winning) tearjerker.

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In-House Review - Dec 28 2015