Chi Chi LaRue's Oral Exams

By: Jameson Rodgers
In-House Review - Jan 25 2011

Can one video make a star? If it's Oral Exams and he's Matt Summers, then just maybe it can. He is an adorable celestial body, with sparkling eyes, a dazzling smile, a lean and well-toned body, an ample cock, a perfect butt, an insatiable sexual appetite, and most of all, no gag reflex whatsoever. He has the sucking power of a black hole, so for his first starring vehicle, Chi Chi LaRue has created an all-oral action video that surrounds his new star with 14 heavenly bodies, led by that giant planet Chad Hunt. Okay, enough cosmos, let's get down in the dirt: Oral Exams is without question one of the finest videos of its kind ever made. When a video focuses only on one particular sex act, it can often get routine and repetitive. Not here. By the time it's done with you, you'll forget there is such a thing as fucking. The setting is one of those gay-porn high schools were everybody is at least 21, and the dress code is "nothing." The video opens with Matt hooking up with school janitor Chad Hunt in a bathroom stall. Summers gives Hunt the kind of blow-job that would be stellar even if the cock were half that size. There's no helping hand, no excessive munching on the tip, no over-done licking of the shaft - all familiar devises used to camouflage absent oral abilities or interest. Summers takes his shafts hands-free and steadily down the throat, with undisguised pleasure. But for god's sake, this is Chad Hunt here. There have been a few men who have taken all of Hunt, but they do it slowly and almost as a stunt. Summers takes Hunt effortlessly. He swallows him whole again and again, without any signs of distress. You can actually see the bulge of Hunt's cock in Summer's neck. After Hunt shoots (unfortunately cocks that big shoot meager loads), Summers tosses him some bucks and throws him out - apparently, this was a pre-arranged, for-profit meeting. He then jerks himself off and literally collapses on the floor. In a locker room, A.J. Winters and Antonio Majors are talking about two teachers who give As in return for blowjobs. Nearby, Chris Bolt and Brett Collins listen in and stroke themselves through their towels. Bolt and Collins make a great pair: Bolt is tall, dark and model-handsome, while Collins is the classic jock, with short hair, broad face and broad chest. Most of the oral action comes from Collins, and we get another truly first-rate blow-job; he keeps Bolt's manhood securely in his mouth and sucks him with long, deep smooth strokes. The only reciprocation from Bolt comes in some brief sucking and butt-play. What the action lacks in versatility, it makes up in intensity - it's a great scene. A mite less successful is the following four-man scene, which opens with the grade-grabbing students kneeling before their half-dressed teachers and earning their grades. A.J. Winters is a skate-boarder type, with dark deep-set eyes, and is paired with Rick Hollander, a San Diego military type; his cock isn't long but it is extra thick. The other prof is Risi, a sexy blond Italian, who makes a great contrast to Majors, the ultimate dark swarthy Italian. For most of the scene, Hollander sucks off Winters and Risi takes Majors. They briefly switch so that Risi can suck Winters and Hollander's foreskin can swallow up Major's cockhead in some docking. The sex is good, but not exceptional, and we only see Majors and Risi shoot. Now, a word about Chi Chi LaRue's orgies. He sometimes gets criticized for moving the camera around too quickly. What he's trying to do is generate a collective heat, so that you get off on the entire sexual activity, not just particular guys. The orgy of Oral Exams is Chi Chi at his best. We are in "study hall," and burly bald daddy Ray Stone tells a group of ten randy studs to behave while he's gone ? yeah, like that's going to happen! Instead, Ebson goads Summers to suck him off, and the rest follow suit. It's terrific: everybody sucks everybody, yet Chi Chi is careful to pull the camera back so you can see precisely who's doing whom. There's also good variety in the cast, so you don't get bored by an indistinct blur of similar types. In a nice touch, bad Mr. Stone returns and joins in by sucking the youngest looking guy of the bunch, Danny Chance. Who then should appear, but janitor Hunt? Summers sucks him off yet again, to the obvious awe of the rest of the cast. Hunt barks orders for each guy to take a turn, and we see the cast orally service Hunt, to varying degrees of suck-sess. He then orders them all to take him all at once, and they descend on him in a truly unique, almost harrowing sight ? like Sebastian Venables with Elizabeth Taylor screaming away! In any other video, that would be a killer finale, but this is Summers' show. He lies on his back on the desk, with his head falling off over the edge, making a straight line from his mouth to his windpipe. He shouts out, "All right, I want you all to fuck my throat" - and they do, one after another after another. The position immobilizes Summers so he takes whatever pounding in whatever rhythm they give him. He then says, "Come on guys, cum all over me. Give me everything," and god help me, they do. (Summers remains closed-mouthed the whole time.) By the time they're done, he has a white facial worthy of Ponds. Matt Summers is a marvel, with the face of an angel and the soul of a reprobate. After taking these Oral Exams, the only question you'll ask is: "Fucking? What's fucking?"

By: buddhawannabe

Short version: It's that good. I also thought the scene with the two teachers and the two students fell flat, partly because the teachers aren't much older than the students and, partly as a result, that all-important power dynamic is missing. On the other hand, Mr. Stone, the study hall monitor, was just right--that touch of gray makes all the difference. The rest of the movie, including that 45-minute orgy at the end, is simply vintage ChiChi. The students--well, they don't look like they're high school age, but they could be college undergrads, and I know they don't have study hall in college, but at least you aren't seeing what you usually get in high-school/college themed videos: those twenty-somethings who try to pretend they're in high school when they haven't seen the inside of a high school in six years or more. Highly recommended, and, among videos with a teacher/student theme, pretty much unequaled (except by ChiChi's follow-up, "Detention").