One Thing Leads To Another

By: buddhawannabe

"A Joe Gage Chronicle," not "A Joe Gage Movie" (see my review of "Caught in the Act" for an explanation). Each scene starts with a familiar premise, though it's not always a believable one: if you're sending photos of yourself with a hard-on to your wife or girlfriend, "to keep her interested," you take the photos yourself (hence the term "selfie"). I wish that, just once, one of these guys would say, "I'm not gay, of course, but would you mind if we get naked and you fuck me good and hard up the butt for about ten minutes, and while we're doing it we take photos of ourselves doing it, to send to my girlfriend? She'll think that's really hot." Anyway, David Anthony and Hunter Marx start things off, and then Jessie (only girls spell it that way) Colter (sometimes Coulter) wanders in. After a while the whole idea of taking photos goes out the window and there are some interesting shots where, on the left, we see a close-up of Jessie's hard-on while, on the right, we see David and Hunter in the middle distance, making out on the sofa. Then it becomes a threesome, with Jessie getting it in both holes at once (that little butt of his is CUUUUTE), and simultaneously purveying his speciality (grunting like a pig during sex--at least he's not saying 'Fuck, yeah'). Then Jessie sits down on a dildo, though we never really see him work it, and David fucks Hunter. In the second scene, parole officer Brad Kalvo, sporting the ugliest haircut in the history of porn (his head is the wrong shape for a 'jarhead'-style cut) allows Tate Ryder to worship his body, as you would too, given the opportunity (and this is just before Tate's parole hearing, giving him an added incentive to do well). Big hairy daddy fucks slim smooth boy, no surprises there. In the last scene, Conner Habib gets kind of toppy (not typical for this king of "Is it all right for us to be doing this, Dad/future brother-in-law/etc. etc.?"), giving the orders to "artist's model" Colby White, but Conner ends up getting fucked and then sitting on Colby's dick, so all's right with the world. Colby eventually shoots a copious load way up into the air, multi-printed for your viewing pleasure. Nothing out of the ordinary, but if you like these guys already, or want to try them out, everything will please, except for Brad's horrible haircut. Really, dude?