Gay Bar Or Bust 2

By: J.D. Luvdacock
In-House Review - Apr 26 2013

Who knew Jessy Ares could sing? I sure didn't ? but it turns out he does, and rather (eh, kinda) well. The DVD version of Gay Bar or Bust 2 has a bonus feature called "Porn Star Live" which is actually Jessy's music video debut. Although it's hardcore (Dirk Berger joins him for the performance) and would never make it to the MTV universe, I've certainly seen worse and Jessy looks great dancing around the stage in a jockstrap and ball cap with mic in hand. But I suppose, technically, it's not the film itself, which I should really move on to reviewing.

The sequel to Gay Bar or Bust, UK Naked Men's Gay Bar or Bust 2 is a collection of scenes featuring some of the UK's hottest and horniest guys. First up to bat is Lucas Davidson who takes on Issac Jones and mega-dick Drew Brody simultaneously. He must be one horny little fucker, because he also takes on Valentin Alsina and Woody Fox in the film's finale ? this time getting double-penetrated atop the bar. Jessy and Fabio Stallone take turns fucking each other in scene two, and Anthony Clark sucks off Paul Walker in front of the urinal in scene three. Still heated up and thrilled from taking Paul's load to the face, Anthony then takes on Lucio Saints who gives him a good, firm ramming, and Justin King gets rammed as well in scene five, courtesy of Tony Thorn.

The sex is hot, that's for sure, but the dark and dingy gay bar setting smells a little bit like a Knightbreeders film to me, only without the barebacking and masks. The music can be a little cheesy too. There's one song about Las Vegas that I found particularly annoying, but I must admit it is catchy and still stuck in my head, so it can't be all wrong. Gay Bar or Bust 2 might not be the best film you'll see this year, but you'll definitely get off ? especially if you dig a more rugged, tattooed, stubbly kind of man. So sit back, relax and enjoy the masculinity ? your dick will thank you.