Wicked Masturbation Creme - 4 oz. On Sale!

By: MEAT BALL
In-House Review - Sep 24 2012

Listen up, because I'm about to make a bold statement. This is my new favorite masturbation lube. No contest. None at all.


Being an oil-based blend, it's not something you want to use with a condom and thus, is meant strictly for whacking off. Of course, that doesn't rule out the occasional handjob (which was one of my uses for this gunk - lucky me). What else does the oil blend imply? Well, it means that you're looking at something significantly slipperier and slicker than your usual water based stuff. It also means that you're not going to have to re-apply, which is a godsend, because anytime I have to stop in the middle of my whack session to grab more lube, I end up making a mess and losing my concentration. You don't ever want to have to take yourself out of the moment when you're masturbating, right?

So, as you should be aware, this stuff starts as a thick cream, not unlike a thick hand-lotion. This is perfect for those of us who like to keep our messes to a minimum because it's a lot harder to spill a thick cream than a thin liquid. When you rub it on your dick, you'll find yourself coated with a thick white goo. Not entirely ideal, but have some faith. Once you start slathering your dick and working yourself back and forth, you'll notice that the cream's melting into a slippery but not overly greasy oil. Shimmering and shining, you'll find that your whacking is suddenly a lot more enjoyable than it was a few minutes ago. Keep whacking as the cream melts more, leaving your cock a glistening monolith of pleasure.

Cleanup was a snap, I was happy to find out. Warm water and soap removed the stuff entirely with no issues.

Honestly, this is my new favorite. A home run from Wicked Sensual Care.