Czech Firemen

By: Beef Stroganoff
In-House Review - Dec 15 2009

Ten terrifically tasty Euro hunks play fireman in this hot-but-not-smoking-hot fuck-fest. After some footage of a real inferno, our boys return to the firehouse and commence with the frisky faggotry - namely cock sucking, ass licking, hole plucking, and enough facial frostings to out-glaze a tray of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Don't miss the plunging dildo action, the two threesomes, or the zooming close-up of a randy bottom's dilated red-eye. Some technical irks detract from the hotness (mostly the maddeningly incessant disco porn muzak, which drowns out the inaudible dialogue), and only one cocksucker demonstrates a working knowledge of deepthroating (the others can only feebly manage to swallow a knob). Further, the cast roster on the box lists mostly first names (some misspelled, natch); the actual movie credits everyone's full nom de porn, but the film's title has been bungled. (C'mon, U.S. Male, is it Czech Fireman or Firemen?) No worries though. If you like fiery Eastern European jocks with big, throbbing, spurting hoses, then you'll definitely wanna "Czech" this one out.

By: Stiffy