Capoeira

By: Rick W. Ski
In-House Review - Dec 29 2010

The press notes made the Brazilian fuck film The Capoeira sound more like a travelogue than a gay porn. (Martial arts?) But the cast is truly hot, and there's one startling facial that's replay worthy. I'd pay to watch this crew pound their "atabaquis" any day. Especially if I get to clean up. Or better yet - join them. The press notes claim that "Capoeira (pronounced capo-air-ah) is a Brazilian martial art, born in the "senzalas," the places where the slaves were kept. It consists of a stylized dance practiced in a circle called the "roda." Background sound is provided by percussion instruments the "agogo" and "atabaqui." It incorporates "maculele" (done with blades) and "maracatu" (done with sticks). Acrobatic, energetic and difficult to master." So much for the press notes. While interesting and enlightening, it's the sex that really matters here, and matters it most certainly does. One scene in particular nearly hits the Bjorn-o-meter. The opening scene between the two beauties of the movie - dark-skinned stunner Westley and equally cute Marcio - caught my eye right away. (Actually, the shots of the cast practicing Capoeira on the beach in white sheer pants is what really caught my eye first.) The two are outside on a beachside bluff and start kissing and fondling. (To the director's credit there is no music anywhere in the film, save for the tribal beats during practice.) All natural sounds including sucking and kissing noises fill the soundtrack. Westley is a sight to behold - ripped body, a chiseled face, a smooth dark complexion, and a super-thick fat piece dangling between his rock hard legs. (Both boys would be well-suited to a Bjorn film.) Major cumshots cap it off. The hairier (and slightly older) Pablo and Marcos have a nice patio suck and fuck. Not as cute as the first pair, their heat is just as intense, and two nice cumshots cap off their tryst. The film's most intense pairing is next - young twink cuties Fabio and Adriel - and it's one of the best ever released by French Connection. Romping waterfall-side, the two immediately kiss and fondle following a brief Capoeira session. (By the way, Capoeira looks like a cross between martial arts, break-dancing and gymnastics; it's very hypnotic.) The sound drops out here and is obviously dubbed in for a bit. (The boys dive into the water yet we hear no splashes at all; pity.) Eventually the live sound comes back in, and we're treated to an absolutely terrific session. After some very intense cocksucking, one of the boys dons a rubber and starts his way into the other. After some fucking, the one boy removes his partner's condom and sticks it in his mouth to taste himself! (Very, very hot.) Eventually, the the bottom boy squeezes off a massive load, only to to be followed by his mop-topped top who unleashes a massively thick load clear across his partner's face, eyes and mouth. The two grope, hug and kiss, topping off a tremendously hot scene. The film's final sequence (with dark-skinned Caio topping the lighter-complexioned and slightly hairy Marcelo) has a hard time topping the previous scene, but it acquits itself nicely. Most of the action takes place on an outdoor veranda on top of a table. Caio eventually tops Marcelo, probing his ass with his thick sheathed cock. Caio looks a bit nervous in spots, but Marcelo is moaning and groaning up a storm, even registering quite a bit of pain on his face when he first sits on Caio's rod. Eventually, Marcelo gets his rhythm going, bobbing his hole on Caio's shaft and rubbing his tight pecs. Nice cumshots here as well. There's little dialogue (barely audible Portuguese), and while the photography isn't on par with that of Bjorn or Titan's Bruce Cam, the camerawork is steady and for the most part well lit. A few pixilations were noticeable, mainly due to the bright sunlight in certain scenes. And the aforementioned sound in the the film's most intense scene cost the film half a rating star. On the whole though, very satisfying and certainly worth seeing. If you're into Brazilian men and facial cumshots, The Capoeira is worth owning.