British Beef Nude Massage, The

By: Soren Reddy
In-House Review - Jul 12 2012

Two men meet in a room and soon find themselves so turned on by each other that, in no time at all, their clothes are nowhere to be found and their cocks are in their hands. Yes, if you thought this video would give you tips on the best ways to massage British people, well then you're a fucking idiot who probably should've taken a closer look at the box cover.
Naturally, as the models are British, they're pale, slightly hairy and, unfortunately, they both have several visible skin blemishes that we would've preferred to see air-brushed out. Oh well. If you like the sight of a cock in your face, but not the smell, then you need to buy this video immediately. See, we get treated to many, many, many close-up shots of both flaccid and erect British fortitude (read: COCK). The two sexy models who sample each other do cross into somewhat explicit territory as well - at one point, one model massages the other's man meat with his mouth. There's also a bit of taint massaging towards the end of the cock-stroking is almost non-stop.
So, no, you won't learn any useful massage tips here, but you will get to spend an hour or so ogling two sexy young British lads taking turns making each other cum. Apparently, the British do have more to offer than Jude Law .