Royal Fuckfest, A

By: Rick W. Ski
In-House Review - May 04 2016

Shot on location, and featuring spot-on sexual turns from the eager and capable cast, as well as quite funny non-sexual performances from actors posing as family members who look every bit the part of posh elders, A Royal Fuckfest proves to be quite the delight. His Royal Highness Connor Maguire is at a pulsing London nightclub and invites Theo Reid to the palace for a truly royal fuckfest - one nearly interrupted when the King comes barging into Prince Connor's stately room. Connor's brother, Prince Paul Walker, is frustrated as his princess is neglecting him, but luckily for him, one of his royal servants (Mike DeMarko) knows just how to take a throbbing royal dick. When the princess shows up unexpectedly, the prince is caught with his big erect dick in his servant's mouth. He tries desperately to keep his composure as he get sucked with his princess only steps away. In the final threeway with Connor, Paul and Theo Ford, a scandal at the castle unfolds as a sex tape of the royals with staff gets out - a royal fuckfest of monumental proportions.

By: buddhawannabe

No specifics, but we all know who the tall, athletic, naughty-boy ginger fellow is supposed to be, and the same goes for his more 'proper' brother, whose wife spends all her time with the baby and leaves him frustrated. But the hottest member of the cast corresponds to no public figure that we know of--Mike de Marko as a 'gentleman's gentleman' who will go to any lengths to provide the services requested of him. He looks great in formal servant's wear, great taking it off (his dutiful, yet dignified, haste in shucking his garments, so as to meet his master's every need, made my pressure and other things go up), and great bent over and on his knees, with his behind in the air, fingering his hole upon request from the heir to the throne. There's something about the fantasy of an upper-class Brit doing it with his manservant that isn't quite like anything else in the world of dom-sub desire (see my review of 'The Abbey' for further praise of said fantasy). The rest of the flick is amusing, rather than particularly sexy--Connor Maguire is convincing as an arrogant royal who gets his comeuppance at the end, and the wife and the boys' father, who are both oblivious to what's going on right around the corner, do great comic turns. Those who have their fantasies about what the royals do behind closed doors will find it all very entertaining. But it's de Marko I'll be going back to watch again and again. "Very good, sir . . . Permit me to get that hard for you, sir . . . Would Your Highness care to slip that thick shaft of yours inside me, sir? . . . Oh, sir! VE-RY GOOD, sir!"