Kiss Lick Suck Fuck

By: J.D. Luvdacock
In-House Review - Jan 21 2013

"Signs, signs, everywhere a sign" ? but in this case they're not "blocking out the scenery" or "breaking my mind" ? they're simply hanging in the background, reminding an exquisite cast of ravishing gay porn stars to focus on certain acts while they film their scenes. Tate Ryder and Troy Daniels are given a blue "Kiss" sign (though it certainly doesn't stop there), Trenton Ducati and Phillip Aubrey are assigned a purple "Lick" sign, an orange "Suck" sign is hung for Jimmy Durano and Logan Vaughn, and finally Tate Ryder returns with Chris Tyler for a red-hot "Fuck." And there you have it: Kiss Lick Suck Fuck. Tate is glorious in both of his scenes (you know you're hot when you're both the opening and closing act). You can almost smell it when he rubs his stinky jock strap in Troy's face, and he absolutely tears up Chris' asshole in the closer. Trenton licks damn near every inch of Phillip's rippling body in scene two, though he spends more time with his dick in Phillip's tight hole than he does anything else. I was really anticipating the "Suck" scene, but in the end it's kind of a let-down. Logan never even gets fully-erect and it's just plain disappointing to watch power-cock Jimmy spend so much time sucking on a semi-flaccid penis when you know his raging monster is begging to come out of his jockstrap and have a little fun. Luckily, Jimmy plays top for the fuck, so it's not a total loss. For the most part, Kiss Lick Suck Fuck is to die-for. I love that the guys all wear tube socks and jockstraps in colors that match the signs and background lighting. The running time is short, especially considering that there are four scenes, but the content makes up for it in most cases ? that's why they get three stars, otherwise we're looking at two-and-a-half. If you want perfection, this ain't it ? but there is plenty of muscle, lots of body ink, a few ridiculously huge cumshots, and Tate Ryder times two. So it balances out.