Lifeguard! The Men of Deep Water Beach

By: buddhawannabe

In 2006, the year of Gage's masterpiece "Arcade on Route 9," he also released his two "beach" films: "Deep Water Beach Patrol" and this one. It's worthy to stand beside "Arcade on Route 9," if not up to the same high level of achievement. Slow-paced, but by a sure hand that knows how to build tension and sustain heat. You get a chance to see three future stars, early in their careers (Colby Keller, Tober Brandt and Cam Kurtz), as well as some more familiar faces. Three episodes, all of them (thank goodness) well over the standard 20-minute format. 1) Cliff Rhodes plays a man who seduces his son-in-law-to-be, played by Keller, on the morning of the wedding. The one flaw is that Rhodes isn't old enough to be the father of a marriageable daughter--I'm not saying Allen Silver would have been better, but a touch of gray would have been nice (and would have driven home the daddy-boy dynamic). But Rhodes and Keller are good enough actors (yes, porn stars can act, at least they can under the guidance of Joe Gage) that they make you believe in the situation. At this point, Keller hadn't gone "daddy" yet--he's skinny, pink, smooth, clean-shaven, has wire-rims, probably smells of Ivory Soap, and generally looks innocent enough that you can believe he doesn't know any better than to let his future father-in-law fuck him. Delicious. 2) Ken Mack and Derrick Hanson in the 'back room' of a general store, eventually joined by manager Tober Brandt. The beginning of this scene may be the point where you might want to fast-forward a bit--there's a lot of footage of Hanson sucking Mack's dick; it's hot, but Gage (known for lingering on blow-jobs) may enjoy it more than you do. Tober Brandt, on the other hand, is sex-on-a-stick. (Full disclosure: I love me some cute, tight-bodied musclemen of short stature; heaven would be me in bed between Tober Brandt and Bruno Bond.) In the Director's Cut, Tober gets fisted--in black-and-white, for some reason, I guess to suggest it's Hanson's fantasy; it's more likely Hanson's character (who, for most of the scene, behaves like a virgin) would fantasize about fisting Brandt than that he would actually do it, I guess, but it's not like everything's been highly realistic up to that point. Anyway, it's a nice climax and conclusion to the scene. 3) Cam Kurtz applies for a job as lifeguard and Ray Dragon must supply him with a swimsuit that fits. Problem: Kurtz pulls down his shorts and reveals a cock that needs its own zip code. For some reason, I didn't believe Dragon as a cop in "110 in Tucson," but he's quite believable as a pervy head lifeguard, and the two others that are in the scene from the beginning, Kurtz and Chad Leigh, have bodies that look barely legal and they are believable as recent high-school graduates. More daddy-boy stuff, in other words. A few more guys wander in (oops, forgot to lock the front door). There's a couple of golden shower scenes that are easy-in, easy-out and not essential. In a clip at the very end, Keller shows up at Rhodes' door on the wedding night, wanting more. I wouldn't give two cents for the success of that marriage. Certainly in my top ten among Gage films.

By: Robbrat

I had to go to the mens room near Newport Beach. As I was walking in two guys came up to me and said they had to change out of their wet suits right away. So I let them get in with me. It was a big room with a toilet and shower, no dividers. They were both big, real cut guys. I sat down on the john.and they started to strip off their suits. Awesome bods on both of them. They started to play and smack each other with their suits, swearing and making comments about each others dicks. They both got hard and pulled me in on the action. I was a lot younger than them and just went along with their messing around. Had an awesome time! Wow was great experience! Similar experience to the back room in the first part of the movie. Never forgot the excitement. One of my first sexual experiences.

By: Carl B