Bolt: Director's Cut

By: Keeneye Reeves
In-House Review - Dec 16 2009

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It's time for class kids, so sit up and pay attention.
From Roget's Thesaurus come these definitions and entries. And with Chi Chi in charge, you'll want to be totally on your toes. Entry: bolt
Function: noun
Definition: lock
Synonyms: coupling, nut, pipe, rod, screw, skewer, stake, stud
Concept: tool



Entry: bolt
Function: verb
Definition: eat
Synonyms: consume, cram, devour, englut, gobble, gorge, gulp
Synonyms: guzzle, ingurgitate, slop, slosh, stuff, swallow, wolf
Concept: consuming/using


It is the strongest link.


Watch in awe as every definition and synonym mentioned above comes to life right before your eyes.

By: Beef Stroganoff
In-House Review - Dec 16 2009

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upon a most-willing subject. That is, until things escalate with the introduction of some stainless steel hardware - namely the titular objet d'art, a shiny oversized ass-plug with a series of etched grooves coiled around its thick metallic shaft. Now, picture a bounteous supply of 'em, of varied girth and length, administered liberally to quivering poke-holes and gulping gullets alike. Get the picture? Disc 3 houses the extra features, including the following: A behind-the-cameras (inside-the-toolbox) featurette that offers a brief glimpse of the occasionally humorous atmosphere on the set; a feature-film's worth of solo off-the-cuff photo shoot and interview clips; Chi Chi's pro-condom public service message; and nearly a dozen hardcore teaser trailers, including the sizzling preview for Bolt. Bolt - don't stroll - to your date with Chi Chi LaRue's Bolt, a sturdy, steely, sweaty, screwy, musky and downright pagan sexual odyssey of leather, scruff, boots, chains, metal cuffs, ink, piss, spit, lube, latex and, of course, awesome stainless steel hardware. This is definitely not your daddy's tool shed.