Review by Beef Stroganoff
By: Beef Stroganoff
In-House Review - Dec 28 2010
Not even the bracing warnings of my editor could have prepared me for the sweaty, raunchy, and downright piggy debauchery contained herein, though I was relieved it's not too, too extreme. Nevertheless, wimps and prudes need not proceed: this is scru...
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Not even the bracing warnings of my editor could have prepared me for the sweaty, raunchy, and downright piggy debauchery contained herein, though I was relieved it's not too, too extreme. Nevertheless, wimps and prudes need not proceed: this is scruffy at its most manly and testosterone-soaked. Chapter 1 - Fuck the Punk We know from the start we're in for a bumpy night: the opening image shows deliciously fit Alex Collack bound with rope and gagged with duct tape (clearly scrawled with the word "punk" over his mouth, just in case you're not sure who's who). We pull back and find we're inside a jail cage, with Punk Boy Alex strapped to a chair, watching scruffy hunks Collin O'Neal and tasty Arpad Miklos deep-suck each other greedily from the adjacent cell. In his excitement, Punk Boy Alex looses a stream of pee that provokes Collin to release his bonds, spin him around and shove his face between Alex's black leather chaps, right into his smooth bubble butt. After much heated deep-throating and fingering, Collin slides in his thick up-curved tool rather effortlessly, slamming Alex's smooth underside while gripping the waistband of his chaps for leverage. Upon withdrawal, Punk Boy Alex's raw and swollen red eye is left gaping for a candid (if somewhat blurry) close-up. This is the first of several tomato shots throughout the production. Punk Boy Alex proceeds to give up his booty to the powerful lunge of Arpad's large Mediterranean cock and, while riding him, accommodates the simultaneous intrusion of Collin's cock for an O-ring-stretching double-fuck. Geysers of gushed man-jizz leave Punk Boy slathered in goo. Chapter 2 - Bum Fuck A tussle in an alley prompts self-professed non-cock-sucker Cody Scott to deep gag on Joe Foster's magnificent tool before taking it slam-style from the rear. And like any diligent bottom punk, Cody's ass fucks back. Chapter 3 - Walk the Dog Obedient fuck mutt Dick Wolf comes crawling into the cage on all fours - collared on a chain leash, held tight by his master Jacob Scott. Doggie Dick serves his master well, barking and shaking his tail excitedly. (About his tail: it's a butt-plug with a rubbery appendage that looks hilariously like a dog's wagging tail, or one of Siggy Weaver's pesky aliens being born ass-first.) Bitch-boy Dick slurps hard on Master's rigid bone doggedly. Master then eats out bitch-boy's spread-apart poke hole just as doggedly, then pounds it ferociously. The big surprise here comes when Master gives up his ass to Bitch-boy - doggy style, appropriately. Cut to the sling, as Master administers a King Kong-sized black dildo to Bitch-boy's loosened hole, followed by a red anal toy that looks all-too-frightfully like a highway cone. Kudos to Dick Wolf, who keeps a straight face throughout, despite the degradation he's put through - and despite the fact that his only dialogue consists of the words "Ruff, ruff!" Chapter 4 - Sling Bang Punk Boy Alex finds wily goateed hunk Rob Anthony ready in the sling, boots raised, thighs parted, hole puckered. In a quick switch, Rob spins Punk Boy around and puts him into the sling. Some probing allows us to see the gape and yawn of Punk Boy's annular maw, solving the age-old riddle about when an "innie" becomes an "outie". Rob teases Punk Boy's hungry chute with a succession of alarmingly wide tail-splitting dildos and - lasagna warning - Rob's manual plunging and retrieving of the dildo leaves Punk Boy's hole gaping wide enough to afford us another intimate view of (and beyond) Alex's distended cherry-red sphincter. Fade to Andy Hunter, wearing a white wife-beater and a cherry-red ball cap that strategically matches the lining of Punk Boy's alimentary canal in the previous bit. Andy receives slurpy, gobbly, piggy head from Rob, who truly knows how to work a knob shaft with his face hole. As Rob begins to slurp Andy's anus, Punk Boy Alex wanders in and feeds Andy his cock. Rob gets to wriggle his milky booty over Andy's face as he enjoys Andy's rim-chewing skills, then Rob spreads his cherry hole to accommodate the girthy plunge of Andy's excitable cock, leading up to a rhythmic piston-fuck in the sling. Andy gushes forth a mighty geyser of semen that splatters all over Rob's chest. Chapter 5 - Star Fucker Backstage, we meet a much-lusted-after stripper (devilicious stud hunk Filippo Romano, looking like the lust child of Antonio Sabato and Brendan Fraser). Daxx Reed sidles up and doesn't waste any time shoving his face into the hairy crack between Filippo's baby-smooth ass cheeks and munching out his puckering rosebud. Filippo face-fucks Daxx, who devotes extra special attention to playing with the hottie's foreskin. Antonio, er, Filippo has as hearty an appetite for ass as does Daxx, and he proves it by offering a deep, spitty multi-finger-probing rim-munch in return. Then Filippo rides Daxx's ass like a rodeo champion before applying a rubbery foot-long dildo. The Director's Cut contains some intense piss raunch as well as eye-popping dildo play and fisting action. There's also two "Stroke" featurettes: one with self-fisting Alex Collack and the other with collarless Dick Wolf (who doesn't wear the butt-plug doggie tail here but instead toys around with a pair of eggplant-sized dildos). Personally, I didn't realize the human sphincter could be stretched as wide as we see in Skuff II: Downright Filthy. But you'll witness this and so much more splendid depravity in what can only be summarized as a devilishly hot and sweaty tour of raunchy animal pleasures for men who like it - as Dick might grunt - "Ruff, ruff!"
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In-House Review - Dec 28 2010
Editor's note: The sequences involving extreme buttplay, fisting, oversized toys, and/or watersports appear only in the Director's Cut version.
Review by buddhawannabe
By: buddhawannabe
Short version: The first "Skuff" had no 'back-stories,' just a bunch of hot guys wearing black leather accessories, and doing domination scenes in vaguely sex-club-like surroundings. Some of the five scenes in "Skuff II," on the other hand, involve a...
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Short version: The first "Skuff" had no 'back-stories,' just a bunch of hot guys wearing black leather accessories, and doing domination scenes in vaguely sex-club-like surroundings. Some of the five scenes in "Skuff II," on the other hand, involve a set-up--for instance, in the last scene Filippo Romano plays a groupie offering himself to Daxx Reed, who's apparently just come off the stage after playing a concert. (The segment is called 'Star-Fucker,' and I don't know how Beef Stroganoff came to the conclusion that Filippo was the star in question, since he's the one who's being aggressive and Daxx is the star being fucked. Pay attention, guys.) For those who like that sort of thing (and I do) it makes the sex hotter. There's also Arpad Miklos, one of the great daddy-tops of gay porn, doing some cock-sucking, which you don't often see him do--if seeing the daddy of your dreams do this kind of thing makes you hot (it does me), well, there you are. Jacob Scott and Dick Wolf seem really into their puppy-play scene, and Alex Collack as a power bottom puts on quite a show in the sling (extra minutes of both scenes on the bonus disc). The first "Skuff" didn't really grab me, but I'm coming back to this one for Arpad as the cock-sucker, Alex as the recipient of dildos and more, and Filippo as the groupie--ah, for the days when I showed up at a social event wearing nothing but a black T-shirt, a black leather jock-strap with removable pouch, and black leather boots! It seems only yesterday . . .