Review by T.J. Maxxwell
By: T.J. Maxxwell
In-House Review - Dec 14 2009
A military-themed gay porn flick? Ingenious! Yes, you've seen it all before - the uniforms, the "yes, sirs!" the titular puns. But to be honest, Position Granted ain't too bad. The film opens with "Colonel" Sanders (slightly older, square jaw) presid...
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A military-themed gay porn flick? Ingenious! Yes, you've seen it all before - the uniforms, the "yes, sirs!" the titular puns. But to be honest, Position Granted ain't too bad. The film opens with "Colonel" Sanders (slightly older, square jaw) presiding over three members of his troop, who are on their knees orally servicing his plump putz. The suckers in question are blonde twinkie Hunter, hunky all-American McAllister, and grease-painted fuzzy Italian Sergio. These three pass Sanders' cock back and forth like it's a pot pipe, taking long draws of its fleshy goodness. From there, we go to a bedroom, where Rivera (liquidy brown eyes, smooth tan body, bite-sized Hispanic pickle) is going to town on O'Donnell (square-jawed, smooth, looks like a younger version of Sanders, generous endowment). Rivera loves him some dick, and he sucks O'Donnell like penises are going out of style! O'Donnell returns the favor, giving Rivera's earth tone mangina a good tongue swabbing. O'Donnell pounds Rivera in a couple of positions, before both produce bountiful loads. Next up is a nearly identical coupling, this time between Hunter and McAllister. The action is very similar to the prior scene, though it lacks that scene's passion and energy. Hunter gets it in the tush on his back and doggie-style, before McAllister unloads in a slow-mo cumshot (he loses his wood before coming, but magically regains it through the miracle of editing). The next scene pairs Sergio and Sanders. The scene opens with a 69 (Sergio on top), that leads to some rimming and an endless crap-packing episode (Sergio on top again). As Sergio barks out commands, Sanders' man-muff swallows Sergio's fuckstick until both erupt. In the film's final scene, Hispanic skinhead smoothie Lopez makes a meal out of Sizemore's large, gently curved shmeckle. Sizemore then turns Lopez's soft taco hard using his oral talents. After lapping at Lopez's stubbly starfish, Lopez gets it in the brown eye in a couple of positions. With Sizemore still scoping his rectum, Lopez shoots several quarts of boy batter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my macramé.
