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In-House Review - Jan 28 2008
Winner of Froufrou's "Goldenballs Award." Reviewing porn is like working in a chocolate factory. You never want to eat chocolate again. Mind you, if this amazing title is typical of what I have to sit through I'd be Willy Wonka! For those unfamiliar ...
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Winner of Froufrou's "Goldenballs Award." Reviewing porn is like working in a chocolate factory. You never want to eat chocolate again. Mind you, if this amazing title is typical of what I have to sit through I'd be Willy Wonka! For those unfamiliar with Plain Wrapped titles they're a little - ahem - extreme for the vanilla amongst you, but you should always have your boundaries stretched once in a while. These well produced quality productions may teach you a thing or two, or have you running to your local priest at the speed of light. Here we have medical scenarios. And boy, nothing like this happened at my last check up. The closest I got involved was turning my head and coughing. I gotta find this hospital! We start with close-ups of speculums and you get the idea. Directed by the wonderfully perverted Scarborough whose sewer mind knows no boundaries. Imagine the Link series on speed and you're half way there. The first scene features the totally gorgeous Dr. Baxter and his mondo bizarro assistant Jeff Baron (wearing only a jockstrap and see through lab coat) examining Fuller's "very large sphincter". I can't work out if every time Baron disappears off-screen he's pissing himself laughing at the wonderful ridiculousness of it all. Baxter (who looks like Dr. Jon in the Tales of the City series) starts with one finger and within seconds has all five up there. "Feel anything yet?" he asks. "No," comes the reply. "Nor am I." Had me exploding with laughter. Fuller indeed has a "very large sphincter" because he doesn't even notice a fist up there. And Parker (who is far too pretty to be doing this sort of flick) can crack jokes, look all Dr. Kildare-ish and still be hard-on inducing all at the same time. There's a great bit where he looks at the off-screen crew for a nano-second, knows he's done wrong and pulls a little "whoopsies" grin without breaking up. OK ? I guess I should stop fawning and concentrate on the stretching: Fuller is two-steps away from swallowing the Doctor whole. "I hope you have insurance," "I think this procedure is covered," "oh, good." Fabulous! Things get hotter and off come the Doctor's scrubs and I swear to PornGod, you will totally fall in love. All the while Baron is messing about with swabs, but gets to take over when the Doctor leaves. He both hands up the patient's already dilated-beyond-hope rectum and produces some hot moaning and groaning. "I think I can see your tonsils" he says, leaving a bruised and battered bumhole and a promise of a lollipop. Elsewhere, Marcus Iron (ultra-sexy in Descent but here sporting a rather nasty platinum bleach job) is tied to a chair with arm and leg restrains by Nurse Thom Barron. Iron has a great expression-filled face straight from a Margaret Keane "big-eye" painting and there's genuine fear as the buckles are tightened by our nasty German Nurse. All tied up and no place to go! But you'll have to wait as we cut to another room with Dr. Hunter giving a rectal examination to Parker, convinced he's got something stuck up there. Parker begs the Doc to keep delving, stretching those muscular buns further and further apart. This doctor may be a Harvard Grad but is naive enough not to notice Parker's ecstatic moans and dribbling precum. Barron helps out (after leaving poor Iron all on his own) and Hunter makes great use of a speculum (hope he warmed it first) up his patient, jerking him off into a container filled with mysterious purple liquid. Is something bad about to happen? Horny Hospital about to go Horror Hospital? "Is my insurance gonna cover this?" the patient asks as the mysterious fluid is injected up his ass. Nurse Barron returns to the restrained Irons, him to drink in order to obtain a urine sample. This is great mental torture, Barron threatening use of a catheter. Patience is rewarded as Iron eventually pees (I'm pee-shy too) into a sample jar. And keeps peeing. For ages. This guy must have been drinking tea. Iron eventually tempts Nursey into providing oral relief - you wouldn't have to twist my arm - talking dirty as he face fucks the German who looks like he's about to everywhere. This hot and filthy scene - complete with gagging - sees Iron getting his own back before having his ass pummeled by well hung wiener. Iron is great, and loves every second. Back with the rapidly disrobing Hunter and his patient Parker, things are going very well. Hunter uses his great ass to tempt the doc, giving him an impressive tentpole under his scrubs. Parker dives for it and gets off having his face fucked. Our dirty doctor then fucks him over a stool, things getting very hot and sticky, with Parker's precum flowing like water! When Hunter does shoot over his partner's buttocks the sweaty MD's lion roars could be heard as far away as Australia. The scenes just keep getting hotter, as next we have Fuller and cutesy blonde Rider taking turns swallowing huge latex monsters. They get bigger and bigger until Rider (who looks way too young and innocent to be able to do such a thing) gets a traffic cone sized black monster all the way inside himself. This Godzilla sized dildo has been in tons of Plain Wrapped movies. Hope they wash it. The final scene features Rodney as a sex pig who is again blessed with capacities that betray his youthful looks. This guy's arse is a bucket and Nicaste takes pleasure in pushing its limits. You won't believe the tricks it can do. Next week it'll be rolling around on a beach ball playing the trumpet. Definitely one of the best movies I have seen in a long time. The guys are raunchy beyond reproach, the verbal is outstanding, the dialogue has the wit of a better episode of The Simpsons. I can't wait to see the sequel. In fact, I'm gonna watch it right now! -Froufrou A. Gogo
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My boo-boo: "Dr. Good Glove" was actually made in 2002, four years later than "Dr.'s Orders" Parts One and Two, which might explain why Scarborough seems to have his hand more firmly on the steering wheel in "Dr. Good Glove."
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By: buddhawannabe
SHORT VERSION (not to put down Froufrou's 1,020-word triumph of logorrhea): By 1998, Scarborough had been directing gay porn for 10 years, and the following year he would direct "Descent," his most elegant and meticulous video (p.s., I didn't and don...
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SHORT VERSION (not to put down Froufrou's 1,020-word triumph of logorrhea): By 1998, Scarborough had been directing gay porn for 10 years, and the following year he would direct "Descent," his most elegant and meticulous video (p.s., I didn't and don't like it, see my review), so it's interesting that this one has a loose (wink wink), "all-over-the-map" quality. Either he was experimenting or the goalposts kept moving. He'd already directed an excellent "doctor porn" film, "Dr. Good Glove" (again, see my review!) that concentrated on fisting, and this one starts out in the same mood, with a doctor (Mark Baxter) and a nurse (Jeff Baron, wearing a transparent lab smock--only a black jock-strap and waders, underneath--and John Lennon shades) being very unprofessional with Mike Fuller, and keeping a 'straight face' throughout, which just makes it better, of course. Then Thom Barron straps Marcus Iron into a chair for unspecified reasons; then, in another room, doctor (and cover-boy) Glen Hunter explores patient Frank Parker's ass--eventually Thom shows up to 'assist'; then Thom returns to Marcus, who, it appears, had been strapped in only for the purposes of encouraging him to provide a urine sample; Thom guides his dick (his arms being strapped down and thus unavailable) as he does that. At this point, a third of the way through the movie, somebody must have said, you know, this is all very kinky, but shouldn't we include some, you know, cock-sucking and fucking? So, for the middle third, Marcus, who gets all toppy all of a sudden, 'encourages' Thom to suck his cock and fuck him. Back to Glen and Frank, who also engage in some honest-to-god fucking. But this is basically an ass-play film, and the next scene features Frank Fuller and Johnny Rider engaging in some competitive dildo-sitting (Johnny wins 'hands down'); then, in the last scene, Dean Rodney is a patient who's just gotta have it and keeps his heels parallel with his ears for an extended period, while Nick Nicaste goes most of the distance (nearly up to his elbow) to give it to him. This video requires a bit of patience from the viewer, while it decides which way it's going, but if you've ever wished that a prostate exam had gone on longer and deeper, you'll find a lot to like about it.