Review by Rick W. Ski
By: Rick W. Ski
In-House Review - Oct 15 2013
Lordy lordy lordy, oh how the times have changed. This "film" was originally shown as a series of loops by Nova Films, the long-defunct classic porn outfit. In the early 90's, the film's title was changed to Brian's Men, and now for it's re-release i...
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Lordy lordy lordy, oh how the times have changed. This "film" was originally shown as a series of loops by Nova Films, the long-defunct classic porn outfit. In the early 90's, the film's title was changed to Brian's Men, and now for it's re-release it has finally reverted back to its original title, Brian's Boys. (Such drama!) It's not perfect by any means - some of the camerawork is sub-par, and the line delivery by most of the cast is nothing short of laughable. But some of these slim twinks get so into the action - and Brian Hawks (a.k.a. Shawn McIvan) is such a hottie blonde stunner - that I was willing to overlook any flubs. You probably will, too. The premise is pretty standard: A bunch of young "straight" mechanic guys have a thing for cars. Simple enough. While the execution of their trysts is stilted here and there, the sex itself is smoking-hot. The circle-jerk here is classic stuff to me, and I've watched the scene many times. Sadly, the footage was butchered long ago and it's no longer here, or anywhere else for that matter. Terrible loss. (Most of the opening credits and a short shower scene are also MIA.) The plot centers around a group of young (straight) mechanic guys fixing cars and each other's virgin mouths and butts. There are trade-like guys having "payback" sessions with their boss, younger brothers wanting to tag along with his older sibling, back-trunk outdoor sex, and lots more. I was completely taken off-guard by Brian Hawks' and Greg Torgeson's garage scene; it ends with Brian topping Greg on a hydraulic car lift that actually raises from the floor while the two are doing the do. It was a terrific touch. The outdoor group finale in a convertible is a cum-shot lover's paradise, as each dude blows a massive load (including one fella and his younger "brother"), all of which are then shown in rapid succession again. There are many heavy and thick facial cumshots, along with all condom-free anal sex and even a bit of post-cum reinsertion into mouths and asses. Some of the bodies on these young pieces of meat are surfer-dude-perfection and if you have a thing for blonds, Hawks is practically perfect. Even without the lost footage Brian's Boys out and out works. The film is very dark in sections, over-exposed in others, and the music is awful. (The closing credit title song is a scream, though. iTunes, alert!) Overlook the hideous acting, canned disco muzak and shaky camerawork, and you've got a perfect time capsule that showcases some very hot young guys of the pre-condom era.
Review by Stucody
By: Stucody
Opening and closing scenes justifiably a porn classic. Never before or since has such an appealing, foul-mouthed group of young men dropped their Levi's and publicly masturbated to such stimulating effect.