Cadet Chronicles

By: Scott Templeton
In-House Review - Feb 19 2016

Stonie is always adorable, right? Paul Barresi is a good director with a knack for putting together hot military flicks, right? The rest of the cast are hot guys who are pretty appealing, right? Yes, yes, yes. So what the hell happened here? Was Barresi having a bad day? Did he phone it in? Who knows? The end result is Cadet Chronicles - one of Regiment's weaker efforts, no matter how you reason it. The movie opens with a group of flaming cadets relaxing in a Jacuzzi. Who knows why. They share some dialogue, which makes the flame burn brighter. Then Stonie entertains them with the story of how he was seduced by his sister's husband. (Estevez - who, like Stonie, deserves better than this goofy story). They kiss briefly before Stonie begins to deep throat his brother-in-law's hefty cock. Though very appealing, the two guys disappointingly lack chemistry. They go through the paces as if by the numbers, with Stonie predictably bending over for an anal injection. Meanwhile, back at the ranch... err... I mean Jacuzzi, O'Donnell tells how he got his car fixed for free because, "those daddy types just love us young cadets." This flick might have been a lot better if Barresi had barred these fems from speaking. Anyway, O'Donnell sucks his mechanic (Sizemore) while donning fatigues. Sizemore has a long cock that points towards the floor. When he gets on his knees he finds O'Donnell sporting a sizable erection of his own. These two do share some chemistry, and make this scene pretty hot. Sizemore is good at the daddy stuff, spanking O'Donnell's boy butt and spouting out a bit of dirty talk. After Sizemore tops the boy both shoot meager loads. Stonie pops up again for a tryst in the hot tub. As always he is great at working a giant cock with both his mouth and hole. However, his performance here seem a bit rote. Maybe Stonie wasn't digging his work that day, or maybe we have just seen him a bit too often.