Something Dirty

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In-House Review - Mar 02 2011

By: Mr. Powerbar
In-House Review - Mar 02 2011

Truth be told Something Filthy would be a much better title for Something Dirty, a pre-condom era finger-poking gay porn splat-fest from Mustang Studios. Regular looking dudes, who just happen to have killer bodies and oversized pieces dangling between their legs, square off for your pleasure. Great "shrimping" scene here, and Steve Collins looks to be a genuine 10½ incher, just like the box claims (regardless of whether or not that's true, size queens are sure to have a heart-stopping moment when he shows it off). There's even and pot usage, too. Just be aware that the fisting scene appears intact only in the Director's Cut, but it is completely edited out of the retail version. The video is already rather short; try and get the Director's Cut to get the - ahem - full effect.

By: buddhawannabe

I have elsewhere expressed my affection for the Falcon "loops," ten-minute scenes that were the studio's first offerings back in the 1970s and 1980s. "Loops" constitute only 38 minutes out of the above-advertised "1 hrs. 5 mins." of the DVD--there's also a bonus scene from "French Connection Part One" (see my review--it's the leather/BDSM scene with Colby Taylor and friends) and trailers. But the first two of the three loops presented here are, for me, worth the price of admission all by themselves, mainly because they both feature Steve Collins. Like many super-endowed men in the pre-Viagra era, Steve didn't always keep it rock-hard, but in the first scene, he and Mike Stoker are playing so vigorously that nothing's missing. (In fact, you may want to play the first part of the scene at half-speed, to create a more romantic mood.) Steve doesn't exactly get his hand all the way into Mike (even in the Director's Cut), but there's plenty else going on. Steve is both very long and very tall (with HUGE beautiful feet), and in the second scene, Steve's partner Bo is so much shorter that when they're standing next to each other in the shower, it plays almost like daddy-boy. After Steve's not-very-successful attempt to penetrate Bo standing up, they adjourn to the bed, where they take turns fucking each other enthusiastically and reaching gooey orgasm, with fully-extended prongs. Steve's and Bo's chests are both nicely hairy, too, if that's your pleasure. The third loop features a twink doing a solo scene, not my type, maybe yours. There's absolutely nothing 'slick' about the early Falcons, and I like them all the better for that.