Haze Him 4

By: Rick W. Ski
In-House Review - Dec 24 2012

Haze Him from Big Daddy is exactly what its website tag terms it to be: "Straight college dudes getting hazed into gay sex." Meaning, for the most part it's incredibly moronic and you may want to slice the cast in half with a hunting if they don't shut up, but you also get some crank-yanking sex that make up for the douchebaggery some of these guys espouse. You can read the press notes below for the flick's more hyperbolic play-by play. But suffice to say there are some worthy merits to this fourth entry in the popular series. To begin with, not everyone here is what I'd call camera-ready, let alone porn star pretty, but the guys assembled fit the bill of pledge just fine. There are plenty of faux Jackass: The Movie-like shenanigans to sit through (though I did enjoy the grape-up-the-ass and hosing down routines) along with the requisite loud-mouth pledgemaster screaming and ordering about. (Keep the remote handy.) But the flick's nearly two-hour running time and generous sex scenes (a few fucks, lots of sucking and some tasty facial blasts) along with keeping up the ruse works wonders. It certainly feels real at times. Best scene pour moi is the aforementioned hose-down in the shower: A bevy of newbies are to suck on pre-fame otter-cutie Jimmy Fanz's dick (they all look really uncomfortable doing so). One gets a big gooey Fanz-load facial; two others are to fuck in front of everyone. Haze Him 4 keeps the series running at a good pace, and if you like seeing douchey-fratty dudes getting their comeuppance by way of humiliating verbiage, frantic antics and cocksmanship tossed their way, you'll find plenty to whack off to here.

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In-House Review - Dec 23 2012

"Haze Him 4 features real straight college guys getting into gay sex for the first time. These pledges will do just about anything to get into their frat of choice and we're along for the ride. Hell Week: They were put through several activities and tests such as icy nuts, where they had to put icy hot on each others balls, ass grape, when they had to run a mini obstacle course with a grape wedged up their ass; and the most complicated task was the 15 minute nut race, in which the pledges had their hands taped up and they had to bust a nut in under 15 minutes without using their hands. So the guys at one of our favorite west coast fraternity's decided to throw their annual warehouse party. You got all the makings of a good hazing in this one, screaming, pushups, jumping jacks, dick sucking, and tacky outfits. You won't want to miss this. These frat bros were playing corn hole with their pledges; they were even taking bets as to who would win and what their pledges had to do to. At the end of the day the only ones that really lost were the poor pledges - not only did they get humiliated on camera but they got their corn holes stuffed with sausage. As the pledges awoke they were showered with flour and feathers to further confuse them. The main brother directed the pledges to strip down before their fraternity and show their loyalty. Later, the brothers moved the frightened pledges to the shower room where they were hosed down with ice, cold water. It was in that moment where the pledges were given an ultimatum. You either suck dick or get the fuck out!"