By: Katarina Slit
In-House Review - Oct 29 2012
Straight porn actor Shane Diesel is known for his humongous cock. But we on the gay side, huffed and ignored it, defending our action with "he's straight - does not belong on our site." But after seeing all the guys buying the toy and assuming many w...
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Straight porn actor Shane Diesel is known for his humongous cock. But we on the gay side, huffed and ignored it, defending our action with "he's straight - does not belong on our site." But after seeing all the guys buying the toy and assuming many were gay size queens, we wised and and now present his masterful cock.And we present Ms. Slit's review - sorry, the warehouse wouldn't send over a sample for one us gay boys to test.
I'll admit it. I'm a little bit afraid of this toy. I won't beat around the bush. This cock is massive. It's the biggest dick I've ever laid eyes on. So, you should understand, while I have a lot of good things to say about this toy, I'm going to have to admit that I didn't actually spend too much time having sex with it.
I'm sorry, boys. My pussy's just not that big.
Having gotten that embarrassing plot point out of the way, I'm going to go ahead and say that this is an amazing replica. It's pretty much the same thing as the Shane Diesel: Big, Black and Realistic, which (if you haven't seen it), is a 10-inch monster that's literally just about as thick as a soda can. It's got incredible detail (veins, anyone), realistic color and the weight and skin texture are spot on. And this one really ups the ante from the previous model because (ta-daaaaaa!) it's vibrates! And we're not talking about a simple on/off vibration, etiher. It's got seven modes - a few various speeds, an escalating pattern and a pulsating pattern. It's pretty great, I gotta say.
While this is a great dildo, if you're looking for a stand-alone vibrator, you might want to look elsewhere. The vibrations are nice, but due to the sheer girth of the thing, you won't get as powerful a buzz as you would with something specifically designed with vibrations in mind (i recommend the Je T'aime Le Pointe G for that). Rather, this toy is meant for extreme penetration - the vibrations are an added benefit once your pussy is thoroughly filled. And believe me, this thing will fill you up. If it doesn't, you should contact Guinness and see if they can grant you the world's "most cavernous vagina" award or something.
Hands down, one of the most impressive dildos I've ever seen. Slightly too big for me, but that's because I'm not entirely used to being pounded by oversized cocks. If big dicks are your thing, it doesn't get any bigger (or better) than this. A winner!
wife loves it
By: anonymous
wife enjoys me holding this and she works it all in, we have worn out the vibrators on three of these shane diesel toys, fulfills that urge for big black cocks.