Road To Redneck Hollow, The

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By: J.D. Luvdacock
In-House Review - Jan 08 2013

When a film starts out with Tober Brandt pissing all over himself in the shower and then meeting up with Sebastian Rivers on the massage table for two cumshots each, you know you're in for one hell of a crazy/sticky/lovely ride. The Road to Redneck Hollow was my introduction to films by legendary director Joe Gage and I now see what all the fuss is about, including why TitanMen has chosen to re-release a whole slew of his classic films in "Director's Expanded Edits." You'd be hard-pressed to find gay porn that gets any better than this. After Tober and Sebastian's amazeballs opener (I only say that because not only are their balls amazing, but my own balls were amazed at their ever-lasting stamina), we're treated to Mason Wyler seated at his desk sporting a thick boner as he watches fellow cadet Tory Mason doing pull-ups in the doorway. They compare cock sizes while Captain Brendan Davies looks on, joining the action as soon as both guys' dicks are standing at attention. Brendan measures both cocks with a tape measure, jerks and sucks them off, and eventually takes both loads on his chest before deciding it's time to get serviced himself. After getting a good amount of gag-heavy head, Brendan first fucks Tory while Mason watches, then flips things around and fucks Mason while Tory plays voyeur. Pretty soon it's a cum bath, immediately followed by a piss shower (in the Director's Cut) that has Mason unloading his bladder on Tory, and Tory hosing himself down as well. Scene three stars Logan Robbins, Ryann Wood, Rodney Steele, Riley Scott, Dean Flynn, Trojan Rock, and a glory hole box of epic proportions. There's so much face-fucking and asshole-slamming that it's hard to keep track, and once again each of the guys shoots multiple loads. The Director's Cut finale features Riley, Logan, Dean, and Ryann pissing all over each other and also proves that a man could easily drown in the amount bodily fluids offered up by The Road to Redneck Hollow. It's a cum-drenched good time, and personally, I can't get enough of it.

By: buddhawannabe

Mr. Luvdacock has summarized the action well enough. As for my own two cents, I'd agree that the opening scene with Tober Brandt and Sebastian Rivers is in itself worth the price of admission; not only do they stay in character as straight-identified men who keep saying "We shouldn't be doing this"--which makes it all the hotter, of course--but there are some great camera angles that show Tober's luscious physical charms, in particular, to great advantage. (We also get, among the special features, an interview with Tober and Sebastian.) The second scene has a lot of things going for it, as well: two beautiful blond cadets at a military academy (Tory Mason and Mason Wyler--if they were to get married would it be Mason Wyler-Mason or Mason Mason-Wyler?), being topped by their captain (Brendan Davies). Davies looks like he came straight from the gym (and in fact he looks a little bit like he's been hitting the steroids); the smooth, slim, pale-skinned cadets make for a nice contrast; and there are no surprises about who does what to whom. Daddy-boy enthusiasts will get what they came for, in other words, and the situation of an older guy dominating two younger ones is classic Gage--there's also the scene with the security guard in "110 in Tucson," and, a year after "Redneck Hollow," a scene in "Dad Takes a Fishing Trip"--but I'd vote for this one as best of the three. The final orgy, that represents half the running time? Well, it's a bit peculiar. An orgy is a real test of a director's skills--it's like playing chess on three different boards simultaneously--and although Gage has had some notable successes in that field ("Back to Barstow," for instance) he doesn't hit the bull's-eye every time. The Gage orgies are supposed to be spontaneous explosions of male lust, without any of the characters identifying as gay, so how do we end up with a black leather sling and naked guys in it with their legs up, waiting to be fucked? Isn't that . . . kind of . . . gay? Hmm? Not that there's anything wrong with that. There are also a few Gage trademarks, just to make us Gage fans feel at home: for instance, many of the men stay completely or partly clothed until well into the orgy, there's a lot of leisurely cock-sucking, and the back-and-forth-and-back-and-forth exchange of glances as two men double-dog-dare each other to be the first on his knees. Sooo, you're definitely in the Gage world, but maybe not at the red-hot center of it. But there are plenty of hot individual sex-as-sex scenes in the orgy, and the first half of the film definitely has what we 'situation porn' guys are looking for.

By: birdutters