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In-House Review - Jan 09 2013
Editor's note: The sequences involving extreme buttplay, fisting, oversized toys, and/or watersports appear only in the Director's Cut version.
Review by J.D. Luvdacock
By: J.D. Luvdacock
In-House Review - Jan 09 2013
If I had known that cops were having this much fun on the job, I probably would've chosen a career in law enforcement. But alas, here I sit reviewing gay porn ? and if I can't join them, I suppose I should consider myself lucky to be able to watch th...
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If I had known that cops were having this much fun on the job, I probably would've chosen a career in law enforcement. But alas, here I sit reviewing gay porn ? and if I can't join them, I suppose I should consider myself lucky to be able to watch them. Cop Shack 2: Crossing the Line has something for everyone, be it a big gay orgy, just a few guys having fun, or even a (gasp!) bisexual scene. We start out with officers Diesel Washington and Trey Casteel visiting tailor Patrick O'Connor for new uniforms. With measuring tape finding its way to all the right places, it doesn't take long for Patrick's mouth to find its way to both guys' cocks. Furious fucking ensues, ending in multiple cumshots, and (in the Director's Cut) Diesel and Trey unloading massive amounts of piss on all over Patrick. Fair warning: scene two features a naked woman, Leah Wilde, but you also get Scott Wilde (no relation to Leah) and Logan Robbins naked too, so that more than makes up for it. After Leah reports her car stolen, officer Scott shows up to take the case. Logan walks out of the bathroom, promptly drops his towel, Leah spreads her legs, and Scott pulls out his cock in a show of approval. Leah and Scott take turns sucking Logan's dick, but soon Leah breaks out the strap-on and fucks Scott's ass. The guys take turns fucking Leah too, but they're always sure to have a dick in their mouth while doing so. It's a little freaky, but it's definitely fun, and a good time is had by all. Scene three is a gigantic cop orgy starring Alex Brawley, Jason Ridge, Jon Matthews, Steve Trevor, Nick Horn, Collin O'Neal, and Dean Tucker. I could go pound-for-pound and tell you all the details, but all you need to know is that it's ahh-mazing. By the end, there's so much cum you can practically smell it. The Director's Cut features Dean getting soaked by the piss streams of Nick, Jon, Alex, and Steve. Cop Shack 2 is actually pretty mind-blowing. When I read the synopsis, I thought I'd hate the whole bisexual scene, but even that was fucking hot. My guess is you'll cum about as many times as the guys on screen. Good luck trying to control it.
Review by buddhawannabe
By: buddhawannabe
If you've seen any of my reviews of Joe Gage's movies, you'll know I'm a fan. And I like this one, and parts of it I like a lot. But it's interesting that the two reviews on this website so far (aside from the in-house review) range from one extremel...
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If you've seen any of my reviews of Joe Gage's movies, you'll know I'm a fan. And I like this one, and parts of it I like a lot. But it's interesting that the two reviews on this website so far (aside from the in-house review) range from one extremely positive to one extremely negative, and that makes sense to me. I'd recommend Gage's movies to anybody, but I wouldn't always guarantee satisfaction--he's not everybody's cup of cum. Though he's got an enormous range--tender, grungy, alpha-male, etc.--you sometimes have to meet him halfway, and I admit that sometimes he goes where I can't follow him. I thought the first of the three episodes in this video was going to be like that--a cop goes into a tailoring shop (accompanied by his cop buddy) to get a new uniform, last customer of the day so after the cop and his buddy come in the clerk locks the door and takes them to the 'fitting room' in the back, clerk gets customer excited while measuring inside pants leg, bla bla. But once you get past the lame set-up, it's one of the hottest threesomes ever. The three guys complement each other beautifully--Diesel Washington is a black man who''s huge in all the right places, Trey Casteel has the refined looks--broad shoulders and tight waist, elegant legs and feet--and Patrick O'Conner, the clerk, is the nerd who turns out to have a nice, tight body (think Trevor Knight), and who gets right in there and makes all the hot stuff hotter. Diesel doesn't take anything up the ass, but everyone else gets and is gotten in every way. I, too, thought I'd get queasy at the bisexual scene, but I liked Leah Wilde. In most MMF scenes the woman has some weird Eastern European accent and behaves like a nut-job, but Leah's all-American attitude is, "OK, this is not my usual thing, but , . ." Logan Robbins, again (playing Leah's boyfriend), does everything but take it up the butt, and he and Scott Wilde keep each other busy enough that you can think of Leah as a bit of spice thrown into the mix, rather than being the woman who's the center of attention. The last scene is one of Gage's orgies. He's filmed some of the best. This one is maybe a bit too 'by the book'--new cop in town sucks the cocks of four others, gets fucked by those same four others, and though there's some sort of intergenerational stuff thrown in, it's not really worked like it could be. I'd give it a 7 out of 10. But if you like seeing guys in cop uniforms with their big dicks hanging out of their flies, getting them sucked by other guys in cop uniforms, it'll be all good. And while this is not in my top 10 of Gage films, it's got stuff that's not like anything else out there, and it's quite hot.
Review by DirtyDip
By: DirtyDip
I think this is one of the hottest films made in the past few years. Joe Gage is the best, and he's updated his 1970s classics with this and other films. The scene with the chick is a classic. I love the fact that he gets the best out of hot, older ...
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I think this is one of the hottest films made in the past few years. Joe Gage is the best, and he's updated his 1970s classics with this and other films. The scene with the chick is a classic. I love the fact that he gets the best out of hot, older guys. Great stuff.
Review by halnova
By: halnova
There is only 3 scenes to this sequel with each running maybe 45 minutes long. This movie also includes Titan's first (and hopefully last) bisexual scene. The bisex scene was lame and lacked any heat. Plus I found Ms. Wilde to be a tad trailer park i...
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There is only 3 scenes to this sequel with each running maybe 45 minutes long. This movie also includes Titan's first (and hopefully last) bisexual scene. The bisex scene was lame and lacked any heat. Plus I found Ms. Wilde to be a tad trailer park in the looks department. The bisex scene should have been dropped; the other scenes trimmed down and included with the first movie as maybe a double disk set. I haven't been overly impressed with Mr. Gage's output at Titan. His movies seem to be a bit uneven in plot and casting. Worth a rental but not a purchase.