Help Wanted

By: buddhawannabe

Al Parker made three short films for Falcon before participating in their game-changing 'feature' "The Other Side of Aspen" (1978; see my review). Falcon has distributed those three 'loops' between three different collections: 'Weekend Lockup' in the collection of the same name (see review); 'Taxi' in the collection "Champs"; and 'Rocks and Hard Places' in the collection now under consideration. One might suspect they're trying to get Al Parker fans to buy 'loops' Falcon wouldn't otherwise be able to sell, but that is far from the case. "Champs," for instance (see review) also has an extremely hot scene with Bill Adams and Vince Clark, and another classic scene with Will Seagers and Tony, two of the big stars of the 1970s. "Help Wanted" begins with two scenes starring Joe Andrews, who had a short career in the late 1970s/early 1980s (Steve Scott's "California Boys," 1982--aka "L.A. Boys"--'introduces' Joe but that doesn't mean he hadn't already been working in the relatively anonymous 'loop' industry). The first scene, 'Come 'n take it, if you can,' features Joe walking into a heavy cruising scene in an abandoned warehouse; Joe has no takers (yeah, right) and ends up doing a solo while looking directly into 'your' eyes. In the next, 'title' scene, Joe applies for a job in what turns out to be a gay porn warehouse; he and Dick Fisk retreat to the back room, where dildos are being manufactured and where they make their entrance doing 69 on a moving conveyor belt. Joe Andrews has a dick at least as nice as Al's, and for my money he's got a hotter face and body than Al does; he and Dick (another star, who also turns up in a scene in "Champs") generate dynamite chemistry between the two of them. Al's scene involves typical Al behavior--almost immediately after running into Jeff Turk in the Great Outdoors, he removes a leather shoestring from his boot and uses it to truss up his cock, before they both get to work on an extremely passive bottom whom they happen to find lying naked on a nearby blanket. Jeff also appears in the next scene ('PE-627,' two students and coach in the locker room); the last scene, not described in the press release (see above) and perhaps not available on all DVD copies, features a "Telephone Repairman" (otherwise unidentified) who stands on a table with his legs spread, displaying a pair of nice small round butt-cheeks, and deposits a big load of goo onto the willing face of his partner kneeling below. I'm known as a fan of these early Falcon 'loops' but anyone viewing these hot scenes would surely have no trouble cumming in response to them.