Club, The

By: buddhawannabe

Cute "set-up": Two heterosexual couples, apparently following the principle that the hottest bars in town are the gay ones, the kinkier the better, come to the Kaiserbründl (an actual gay bath-house in Vienna, though I doubt the whole video was filmed there). The (fictitious) rules of the house require that men, even those who are just stopping in for a drink, wear leather harnesses, black leather jockstraps, and knee-high black leather boots (and nothing else), but fortunately the management supplies those items for men who didn't come equipped. However, after the two men excuse themselves to get changed, they don't return and the women give up in disgust and leave. Of course, the men have been delayed by observation of the goings-on, and two-thirds of the way through the video, what you expect will happen does in fact happen: one of them fucks the other ("I've been waiting so long for this," etc.). Other than that wispy thread of a plot, it's all fucking and sucking, with the dress code more or less maintained--the jockstraps do come off, of course, but everyone keeps his boots on, though sometimes nothing else. The sex is not particularly kinky (glory-holes, etc.) but the cast is almost always well-hung (sometimes spectacularly so) and the bodies are almost always well-formed, with models you don't see much in U.S.-produced porn--some of them are real beauties, and though there are no daddies, a high level of masculinity is maintained. I rather liked the bath-house setting (with Renaissance-style frescoes, etc.), maybe because so many of my own best orgasms were achieved in one bath-house or another, but the setting also provides a down-to-earth context for the frivolous fantasy. Well worth the budget price.