Shane Diesel dildo

By: Ross Mason
In-House Review - Dec 17 2010

Not generally one to buy realistic dildos, I'm not sure what to expect when opening the box plastered with the one and only Shane Diesel (sorry guys, he only does straight porn) and promising an exact replica of this porn star's monster cock. After checking out Diesel's autographed picture, I pull out an exact likeness of his massive cock, complete with balls and a suction cup at the base. It looks realistic, especially when comparing it to the picture. It feels realistic too; I could be holding a real cock! For some reason it has an interesting smell going on, so I wash it thoroughly before using it. I haven't encountered a dick quite this large before in person, so I'm not sure how this is going to work out for me. Turns out that I was in over my head! I had a hell of a time getting the thing inside me; I guess I couldn't handle all that cock at once, even while really horny. It's not that I don't want to; it looks very enticing. But they weren't lying when they said this is a big cock. It's long and thick, as well as sturdy and flexible. I eventually did get much of it inside my ass, but not the whole thing; in fact, I didn't even get close. This isn't going to be my go-to dong; I personally need something much smaller. Even so, I can tell that this giant cock will make some people very, very happy. Whether it's going in your ass or whether you're holding onto it or sticking it to another surface for some hands-free fun, just know what you're getting into. That said, if a giant, realistic piece of meat sounds good to you (and if you're a fan of him pounding pussy, of course), you'll love the massive Shane Diesel: Big, Black and Realistic replica cock.

By: moyvet