I'm Yours To Take

By: Baron von Sleaze
In-House Review - May 08 2014

I'm Yours to Take, a gem of a fuck flick from late 1970s France, simmers with tension, elegance, headiness

and a bit of perversity. If you're a fan of strange '70s XXX flicks and very beautiful women, this is a must own. Very few

women in the history of mankind have looked better naked than Brigitte Lahaie does in this movie. Opening with eerily mellow guitar music and featuring very little dialogue, this tale of a newlywed couple's trip to the husband's estate almost feels like a horror movie at times. This is particularly evident with the film's strange plot and slow way of building tension.

Once they arrive at the estate, they are greeted by some servants and the wife ( Brigitte Lahaie who, again, looks so amazing

here) just seems eager to have her husband consummate the relationship. He has other ideas in mind, and the servants are in

on it. While hubby repeatedly finds ways to avoid fucking his beautiful bride, he sneaks off to epic orgies where fetching

French babes suck and fuck French dudes to their hearts content. Meanwhile, she waits around for him while the servants

entertain her. If this sounds like a bawdy sex farce, it's distinctly not. The servants keep pushing milk on our

beautiful heroine who ends up in an erotic frenzy, stripping her clothes off and rubbing her swelling vagina until the

servants take care of her naughty needs. She ends up, variously, having a threeway with a stern, but sexy maid and a very old

manservant (this isn't just porno old, this old old) as well as getting roughly penetrated by a rugged stable hand. One of

the hottest scenes of the film comes when the wife, fresh off another sexual rejection from her husband, goes horseback

riding. She is followed out into the fields by the stable hand who winds up pressing her to the ground and almost violently

fucking her, with her legs in the air and from behind, until he cums all over her ass and back and leaves her there. The best

part? The horses voyeuristically watch the whole thing and, spoiler alert, it's not even the only time in the film where the

horses get treated to their own sex show.

The orgies, as well, sparkle with filth. Women use strap-ons on each other, get fucked by two guys at once and suck as much

dick as possible. We're not sure if these types of parties where women do nothing but fulfill the sexual needs of whatever

man happens to be around actually exist, but, if they do, we want to go to them. In short, they're amazing and a wet dream

come true.

The entire film feels almost like a fever dream and it's a creepy one at that. Lahaie consistently appears like she wants

sex, yet the conspirators insist on her anyway which enhances the confusion on her already baffled face.

She becomes an insatiable sex beast, clearly not in control of her faculties. She moans softly as she's getting licked and

fucked (and even while sucking). The moaning only reaches a high decibel level when she's double penetrated by the stable

hand and the maid (wearing a strap-on naturally) while simultaneously sucking off the old man. These scenes often have the

feel of the insemination scene in Rosemary's Baby, only minus Satan.

Throughout all of this, Lahaie is a highlight. Sure, she seems limited as an actress and she doesn't exactly knock it out of

the park with her sex scenes, but her strange passivity mixed with her incredible beauty combine to create quite a

mesmerizing vibe. Seriously, we would watch her in a non-sex movie (which explains why she bounced back and forth between

sexploitation and hardcore). Watching her poor, beautiful, sweet face try and fail to understand what's happening to her will

delight anyone with a taste for questionably consensual sex in movies.

Of course, this type of thing is not for everyone. But, if you do enjoy your vintage hardcore with a touch of the psychedelic

and a healthy dose of the fantastic, then this movie will thrill you... over and over and over again.