Barefoot Confidential 46

What purpose is there in living, beyond a beautiful pair of feet? It doesn't matter if you're poor, sickly, and stupid. If you have a sexy pair of feet to dote on, then everything is right with the world. This movie features four of the holiest pairs of feet you'll ever worship in your life. Watching it is like taking communion. All your problems disappear when you experience their power and glory. Short of actually pressing your nose into wrinkly soles, fresh out of shoes, or wedging a row of wiggling toes into your mouth, this is the closest you'll ever get to heaven!