Scorched

By: buddhawannabe

Even the title suggests that this is Joe Gage's answer to Chi Chi LaRue's "Drenched" videos of 2003 (see my reviews): gorgeous men having leisurely sex in wet and/or tropical surroundings, and none of them speaking one word throughout the entire video. In the first scene, Travis James and Gabriel Ross are a bit young for my personal tastes, but they're both very beautiful and if what you're up for is the traditional pleasure of watching a smooth, tan brunette poke a smooth, pink-and-white blond, then you've hit the jackpot. The second scene is a threesome between Dakota Rivers, Sean Stavos and JR Matthews. It's more interesting to me than the first scene because the guys are older (mid-thirties?), hence closer to my type and also to the traditional type of the 'Gage man' (and, indeed, all three of them have appeared to excellent effect in other Gage videos). Reflection upon the sometimes complicated geometry of the scene inspired moments of mixed emotion; 1) when tall Dakota is at the top of the pyramid, I was torn between enjoyment of the sight and anxious anticipation that the whole group would come tumbling down onto the pavement like a house of cards, and I was much more comfortable admiring Dakota when his big, handsome feet were firmly planted on the ground; 2) although I can well understand the enjoyment to be derived from simultaneously sucking a cock and being fucked (not that i've ever done such a thing, at least not in months ending in R), it seems to me that sucking someone and fucking someone else at the same time is carrying multi-tasking to an extreme. But I'm over-thinking it, aren't I. The third scene was my favorite. David Anthony has attempted to portray characters (i.e., 'act') in some of his videos, but I like him best when he's being David Anthony, of the handsome mug, the small-built, well-muscled body and the historically huge cock. And in Jock Hudson he's got the perfect bottom-y playmate, who sucks David's dong enthusiastically and at great length (as would you, given the chance), stopping only to let his face break into an occasional charming grin of delight before resuming. David then fucks the original thirteen colonies out of Jock, in more than one position, while Jock alternates that charming grin with an occasional meditative expression of "My goodness, having a dick of this size in my ass is truly unlike anything I've ever experienced, before." (BTW, there are, of course, bare feet galore in this video; Jock's long, pale ones looked somewhat ungainly on the ground but quite beautiful when waving in the air at each side of David's torso.) At the end of the VOD version (past the final credits, so you might not realize it's there), there's a cum-shot review and then, at the VERY end, a charming couple of minutes of David and Jock doing water-sports, much more relaxed and winsome than some of Joe's other water-sports scenes, with David and Jock giggling and having fun (and that's what water-sports are all about, right?). Nobody could guess in a million years that Joe Gage directed this video; even though it's unlike any of his others, it's delightful, and I wish there were some way of bringing it to the attention of viewers who might not be Gage fans, but who would enjoy it very much.