Campus Pizza

By: buddhawannabe

"When your fuckin' cock gets hard, it doesn't give a shit how you get it off. Doesn't matter if you jack it, stick it in a guy's mouth, a girl's mouth, shove it in a girl's pussy, or a guy's asshole. It's all about cock. It's all about gettin' off. It's all about shootin' your load."--'Duane' (Andrew Justice) in "Campus Pizza"

It could be the Declaration of Principles for a 'Gage man.' Or it could be a convenient excuse--"I meant to shove it in a girl's pussy, but that darn cock of mine shows no discrimination about where it goes!" Andrew Justice, who usually demonstrates a trade-y lack of interest in the particulars when he's fucking whatever guy it is that he's fucking, delivers the lines in a convincing manner, and that makes him a typical denizen of the Gage World. The whole opening scene, in which Andrew gets off with his next-door nephew Bucky (Jason Reynolds), is indeed all about Andrew's cock, and a nice one it is, too. As a bonus on the DVD of Joe's movie 'Barnstorm,' you can find what should have been the climax and conclusion of this scene--probably the best two minutes of water sports that Joe ever filmed. If you're a whiz at video editing, you can insert it just before the final shot of Andrew, and it will round out the scene nicely. But the second scene has the most to offer, for my money. An architecture professor (Tyler Kane) puts the moves on his grad student (Kai Grant), who happens to be in a wheelchair. I'm always up for a teacher-student scene in any case, but in this one Tyler performs with a quiet, smoldering intensity (and he's really acting!) that leads to the wheelchair business actually adding to the romance of the situation, instead of being (as it might have been) an irrelevant distraction. Then there's the final orgy, which starts out with 'strip poker' and ends up with, well, a final orgy. One might draw some conclusions from the fact that everyone gets a hard-on immediately after taking his first bite of pizza, but the pizza itself looks stone cold and rather disgusting, so it's probably seeing each other's naked bodies that causes the men to salute. Not enough in the finale of David Korben, who's got hunky looks and a big thick dick, but who mostly sits on the sidelines--though watching him nurse his hard-on is in itself worth the look. From Gage's "golden period" (2004-2008), and though it's not the best of the couple of dozen he directed in that period--some of those couple of dozen, in my opinion the best gay porn ever, offer stiff competition--it's in the winner's circle.