buddy1970 wrote on 06/26/2010:

Whod’ve thought that Chi Chi LaRue, queen of the perfectly sculpted jock and adorable twink, could pull off bear sex with such gusto? Well, he did it all the same. The end result is a hardon-satisfying porn flick.

Johnny Hazzard drives up to a cabin for some solitude; therefore, the action starts off with Hazzard pulling out his delicious member for a jack-off, when right in the middle of it, he lets loose with a beautiful golden rainbow of piss off the end of his truck. When he’s finally spent his seed, he leaves his flannel shirt (now a cum rag) in the back of the truck, thus attracting numerous bears.

LaRue did a great job in casting some very handsome bears. (Chief among them, in my opinion, is Arpad Miklos, whose furry amusement park of a butt doesn’t get enough air time.) First LaRue showcases a bear three-way, then three bears on Johnny, and finally a seven-way orgy with a daddy bear thrown in for good measure. LaRue goes a bit over the top with bears scratching brick walls and tree trunks while growling, but eventually we are treated to their English language-speaking skills as the orgy becomes more intense. There’s plenty of great kissing, nipple twitching, sucking, fucking, and cumming to go around. Through it all, Hazzard demonstrates perfectly, for the instruction and edification of chasers everywhere, exactly what a guy ought to do when attacked by bears.

Baby!