TOY OF THE WEEK!more >>>
It may only the end of January, but I already have used (and abused) what will quite possibly be my 2012 Toy of the Year! This is not only the king of the masturbators (with a tight inviting hole and a soft but enveloping canal, sure to milk the cum out of you in minutes) but also a top-notch dong (with a bendable 7" cock that is soft to the light touch but firm when gripping it).
Now I'm easily pleased (a perfect condition to be a sex toy editor) but I was not only pleased, but amazed! I got fucked, I fucked it and with a little maneuvering, I got got fucked while fucking it. I've thrown my boyfriend out - because I have a new lover (now if I could only find the rest of his body...)
TOY DISASTERS OF 2011more >>>
Have you all turned against Rascal (quite a few of their toys on this list). My take is that it lacks class.
Hey, they are basic, functional cockrings - and you get three of them! What, you don't give a fuck?
Is it the veins? Could it be the tight balls? Are Dave Angelo's days as a porn icon long over?
Poor Tod - only one man in the entire TLA universe wants his impressive, red-headed cock. It defies reason.
Cort who? Even if you don't know him, his cock is a beauty - but still no interest!
Anal ball play is obviously something you guys don't want - except for the one guy who did buy this! Is he still walking?
It's a little complicated, gonna be painful and I assume TLA customers don't want stretched out balls.
