Skinopsis

We've got a little thing for little, itty-bitty chest bites. We know we're supposed to like 'em huge as any red-blooded American male would, and we do, but there's something so fucking appetizing about teeny tiny tits. We've also got a thing for watching women cry while they have sex. We sure as shit don't want 'em crying when we bone them, but if another dude is sticking to 'em and tears are streaming down their face, well we're happy as clam. With these two tidbits into our vastly demented psyche, it should be easy to see why we dig this movie about a Japanese guy traveling to Australia to buy the car from Le Samourai, well the same model at least. Confused, well it's got this chick named Rose Byrne who has these nice little nubs poking out of her rib cage that we'd like to put in our mouth and we got a great look at them while she was riding the Japanese dude while.... you guessed it, tears streamed down yher face. Hot!

-- Rick Stanko