Review

Ah those days of yore: No condoms, disco music, and blow-dried hairdos. We could still do with two of those things, but so is life. All of The Best of Colt Films' 80’s era puppies are shot on actual film, and feature a rollicking disco soundtrack.

The first film, Killer & Butch, is a Tom of Finland fever dream turned flesh, replete with dirty jockstraps (love that aroma) and condomless weenies. The film speed is a bit off, though.

More goodness in the following films, which boast silliness like a Chris Atkins reject with his dick flopping about as he jumps rope, cop regalia including Village People-esque sunglasses (although I don’t remember the VP's lapping up cum anywhere in Can’t Stop The Music), and a huge finale (the poignantly ironically titled Coming to the End) which includes laborers, military men, rangers, rednecks, and a hammock.

The films included here are Killer & Butch, Gym Nasties, Playing With Danger, The Big Box, The Long Rangers, Prowlers, Sun Strokes, One More Time, Military Pass, Hard At Work and Coming to the End.

Fuck champagne and polyester thrift. This is classic vintage, and you need to get it - now.

 -- Flapjax