38.2%

Fantastic! I'm having more sex than you can imagine!

5.88%

Pretty awesome! I got a hand job from my hot neighbor!

11.7%

Not bad at all! I had sex with my step-daughter!

5.88%

Eh, it could be better. My wife caught me cheating.

38.2%

Horrible! I got a blow job from a trucker at the Exxon.