The task, daunting to some, was to use, rate, and comment on 15 masturbatory toys that cost $15-$100. The result is a tired, extremely tender, extremely satisfied cock.
Recently we did a comprehensive survey of masturbators under $15 and thought those were pretty damn good. So imagine our delighted anticipation to test the more expensive models! From the incredibly realistic material, to the life-like designs, it is true that the more expensive toys work better. There are toys that go even higher than our $100 limit, but for most guys, this group of toys is guaranteed to satisfy.
No longer content to use just a slick palm, these toys have opened a whole new world of orgasmic joy. Most of them impressed us; some just left us scratching our frustrated balls in confusion. But each and every one was used; our junk abused, and loads of spooge sacrificed in the name of science. Ok, so it’s not exactly science, it’s more in the name of getting off, which to us is equally important.
Remember, you should always know what you are sticking your cock in and if you are going to invest in a pricier model, it’s important to do your research! Since we now consider ourselves experts in masturbation, check out our ratings and comments below - you’re bound to find one that’s right for you.
- Sexy McSexerson
- OVERALL RATING & QUALITY: Fleshjack Ice Jack Mouth
- VALUE FOR THE MONEY: Fleshjack Ice Jack Mouth
- DURABILITY: Fleshjack Ice Jack Mouth
- SIZE & FEEL : Fleshjack Ice Jack Mouth
"This is a lot like the Cyberskin Stroker Ass but smaller -- too small. My dick was too long for this one and it didn't really hug it the way my cock should be hugged. Also the material is extremely stretchy so it could be tighter."
"While I think this toy is really well made, it just didn't completely do what I wanted it to. The mouth and nose are incredibly realistic and just running them over my cock felt great. And when I was really plugging it hard the nose banging against my balls felt pretty awesome. The tube itself was a little too big and cumbersome for me but it was just the right length. And there is something a little freaky about just fucking a pair of lips with a nose."
"Easily the best toy so far! I have no negatives... this made me love my job."
"The inside of the Colt Butt Banger is covered with tiny rounded bumps. I thought it would beel better than it did but the material is too stretchy and the tube is too loose. All it really succeeded in doing was numbing my cock... eventually I did get off but it was a lot of work and not very rewarding. I did like the little balls and the entry hole."
"What in gay fuckery is this thing? It's this inflatable plastic tube that you pump to squeeze your cock... and the tip vibrates. Maybe I wasn't doing it right? All I know is it felt like I was screwing a balloon animal."
"Save your money and don't even bother with this one. This one was too tight and with all the nodules it felt like my cock was being eaten... not in a good way. Plus once my hand was slick I couldn’t move this fucker!"
"Save your money and don't even bother with this one. This one was too tight and with all the nodules it felt like my cock was being eaten... not in a good way. Plus once my hand was slick I couldn’t move this fucker! The outside is completely smooth and a smooth exterior paired with a lube-slick hand is not a good combination."
"Sometimes the realistic assholes they plaster on these things are more of a turn off than a turn on. This one isn't too offensive and the sensation is pretty great. I wouldn't say it necessarily feels real but it does feel good. The length is perfect for my size and the cushion of the entrance feels like real ass when you thrust."
"It's shaped like a grenade with a butthole entry... but the orgasm I got from it was less than explosive. It's a little too short and the ribs were not pronounced enough to really thrill my shaft."
SENSO POCKET PENIS
"I was surprised by this one! It's shaped like a penis and has a ribbed tunnel that is just snug enough to feel good. It's purposely designed to be short enough for your cock to come out of the end. The entry sensation and the tip sliding over the cock head feels great."
"I have never had sex with anything that felt like this but it felt good and made me erupt. BUT the damn snaps kept coming open and really distracted me from the task at hand."
"With an intense sensation this one required fervent pumping and did not feel like I was fucking anything real but it felt good and it did get me off. Major drawback - the sound... this is pretty much a power tool and it sounds like one."
"I wasn't crazy about this one but I didn't hate it. The beads felt pretty good and the ability to adjust the pressure with your grip is nice. My main problem stemmed from the fact that the strings of beads began a slow migration out of the holes on the end of the toy. I don't know if this is normal but it was certainly a distraction and did not give me an overall reassurance of quality construction."
"I didn't really care for this one. The vibration only works on the tip of your cock and the sleeve is too snug and does not feel like any orifice I have ever stuck my cock into. And I don't know if I was working the pump correctly but all it did was inflate and deflate the sleeve so for me it was pretty pointless. I did not cum so it really wasn't worth the time."
"Once I got past the somewhat odd lips and "stubble" the ribbed tunnel was pretty nice. It's a little too small for my cock and not as substantial as some of the other toys in this survey but it got me off and is pretty handy for travel."