AVN RELEASED THEIR 2014 NOMS, AND TRAVIS VARJAK IS A SHOE-IN FOR UNSUNG MALE PERFORMER! Tue, 12/03/13, 02:00 PM ~ MEAT BALL
Welp, the bastion of pornographic commentary known as AVN has unleashed their annual award nominations and there are, as you may have expected, few surprises to be found. Although, I will be gracious enough to admit that given the billion or so categories, it would be somewhat difficult to find any surprises if they did happen to be hidden in that pussyjuice-crusted haystack, given the billion or so nominees announced yesterday. I know it's generally the case where there are fewer performers left out than those nominated, but good lord...can't we just pick five movies to collectively whack off to and be done with it. We all like to hear our name read out loud by that kid from One Direction (I assume he's presenting an award this year), but get a grip, people!
Anyway, billions of nominees notwithstanding, I think I can safely predict that this year's unsung Male Performer award will go to Travis Varjak, because seriously, who's Travis Varjak?Read more