It's like this, folks. Not every sex toy on the market is worth your hard earned dollar. Some toys appear decent but come off weak when put to the test. Some do their job well but can only be appreciated by a select few. And folks, there's no other way to say it, some sex toys just plain old suck ass.

That's why TLA RAW is dedicated to letting you know if a sex toy is worth your money, your time, and your sexual energy. If we think a toy's not up to snuff, we'll be damned if we're gonna suggest it to you. That would be no good for anybody. We want you to be happy, and more importantly, we want you to cum!

We test our sex toys with military precision, giving them the greatest poundings our genitals can muster, and if they don't pass our rigorous evaluation process, they land here, in our Sex Toy Hall of Shame, where they will (god willing) wither and die. Read our reviews of these toys, each suggests an alternative toy that we feel is a better choice.