Review

By far his most elaborate and complicated movie to date, notorious underground director Bill Zebub's Zombie Christ is one crazy ass trip. It's also totally fucking awesome. Delving deep into mysticism, Christianity and Greco-Roman mythology, Zebub constructs a deranged tale of a resurrected Jesus taking the form of a rotting, partially-mummified corpse rampaging throughout New Jersey eating souls and molesting women.

Don't get us wrong or anything, Zebub hasn't lost his sleazy touch. Zombie Christ is packed to its paranoid undead gills with naked girls. From the opening scene on, nearly half of the running time of this flick is populated by gorgeous naked chicks including Kathy Rice, Ruby LaRocca and a bunch of other chicks whose names we couldn't figure out. But there are a lot of them. A conservative snizz count would estimate that at least ten chicks appear completely or almost completely nude in this flick... and some of the nude scene are fucking amazing.

Take for instance Kathy Rice. This Zebub vet does her part here showing up as a semi-slutty chick who lets Jesus in so he can extract a sacramental wafer from her ass. Naturally, this involves her stripping completely naked, getting down on all fours and letting the rotten skeleton fist her deeply just to pull out one cracker. Talk about religious devotion! Another amazing scene features our undead saviour bursting in on a nun, using his magic to expose her completely bald coochie and beautiful boobs before raping her with a chicken bone. It's completely insane and totally hot. But these two amazing scenes just scratch the surface of this nudie gem. There's also totally naked crucified chicks, completely naked chicks writhing in religious ecstasy in the woods and much, much more.

We can't recommend this flick enough. Zebub goes out of his way to offend prudish viewers with both the ultrasleazy rampant sexual content and with his theories on the developement of Christianity that could make your local priest's blood boil with rage. Zombie Christ marks a new milestone in Zebub's career. Both is sleaze-happy loyalists and fans of off-the-wall underground horror are highly encouraged to pick it up.

 -- Rick Stanko