Review

For those of you who don't use a whole lot of lube when you're masturbating, you might not know that all lubes are not created equal. Sure, they all do the same basic job, and in a pinch, any one of them really should be able to help you out. That said, the really good lubes offer something the others don't. In this case, it's the packaging.

I know, I know...packaging? But really, it makes a difference in a way that I wouldn't have thought of. See, a lot of lubes try to market themselves towards couples and romance. They try to be billed as a boudoir accessory, rather than a staple of the masturbator. This warming lube from Zero Tolerance, on the other hand, makes no qualms about being a lube made for the single gentleman. It's called "masturbator lube", for god's sake. And that's where the genius packaging comes in.

See, most lubes are topped with a simple flip cap, not unlike what you'd find on an everyday bottle of lotion. There's no inherent problem with this type of cap, but, as any dude who's ever tried to lube up a stroker before cramming his wang inside of it knows, they're easy to spill. Sure, it might just be a drop or two, but if you want to keep your whacking private (and keep your bedroom or couch in tip-top shape), that drop or two is a drop or two too many. And that's why this lube's funnel-shaped applicator tip is so great. Whether you're boning a fleshlight, a cyberskin pussy or some random made-in-china fuck sleeve, it's easy to get the lube deep inside of it before you start fucking. No mess at all, so you (and I) can focus more on getting off than cleaning up. It's one of those genius things that makes us all feel stupid for never thinking of before.

Also, disregarding the packaing entirely, the lube itself is pretty boss. It warms up as you whack for a more realistic pussy feeling that a regular lube would give you. It doesn't stink, it doesn't get too sticky, it cleans up easily.

Hey, a lube is a lube is a lube. But some lubes will serve you better than others.

 -- Maston Hammerman