Review

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When I like a porno I write less. I’ve got nothing bad to say and you can only praise so much in so many ways until you sound creepy and obsessive. I'd much rather be cute and quirky. But in all honesty, Young Hollywood is my favorite Alt-Porn film I’ve seen so far. Maybe it’s the girls featured, their performances, the rawness of the scenes, the intentions of struggling horny starlets or the fact Stephen St. Crox is in this; but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Lemme tell ya, even though the lesbian scene was kinda uneventful and seemed more like a tease (not enough audible moaning) I loved watching Mandy Morbid. Smoking hot body, awesome hair-do and lovely bouncy titties. I just wish that the scene wasn’t edited so choppy and the girls (Mandy and Lystra) would have gotten rougher. Oh and the fact that they gave the impression that they were using someone else’s toys grossed me out. Even if I love strap-on scenes, I didn’t want to think that they were using a harness and dildo that were not their own. None the less, sexy Mandy Morbid and Lysta (who is just downright fucking adorable) are hot and made the action watchable. Quoting myself and my reaction as the next scene started; “Oh my gawd!! Stephen St. Croix!!”. Followed by an even louder “Ooooooh!! Kimberly Kane!!!”. Yes, I knew Kane was appearing in the film, but I wasn’t aware of my favorite male pornstar Stephen performing with her! While I may have been a bit excited, I attempted to keep the sprit of being an unbiased reviewer and calmed myself down, calmly watched and took notes. Not many I must admit, I was too entranced in the sex. I loved the set up and introduction, I love the artwork Kane was posing with, the positions he put her in, the hair pulling and panties in the mouth was hot as hell and the BJ made my imaginary wang hard. Stephen provided an awesome (as usual) cum shot included with his equally as awesome facial expression. What else can be said? Thumbs up. The good scenes just jest on coming (go ahead, pun that up) in this movie! Adrianna Nicole fucking whatever guy showed up in her empty apartment was pretty damn arousing. Delicious curves on the girl, bouncy boobies, attractive guy who took of his socks (leave them on and I rage), sexy sounds and good lighting making the scene downright artistic. Not much to say about the scene cause there wasn’t much to hate about it. I was physically excited after the last scene, but Lindsay Meadows put me over the edge in this one. I had to take a break after watching her work and take care of something…you know what I mean. Putting the somewhat strange and oddly arousing opening tease scene aside, Miss Meadows is freaking hot. Great positions, vocalization and enthusiasm. She can certainly sell art to this guy (who was hot btw, I’d tap it) with her talents of persuasion. This scene also wins for best line, “Is this art?” Watch it and you’ll agree. Cute girl, short intro, minimal foreplay and oral; my kind of scene! Ashley Blue has the cutest damn “o” face and sex sounds. Her playful dirty talk helped her cuteness and can take a good anal pounding. At least that’s what I thought was going on, hard to tell with the way the camera work was done. This was my only problem with the scene, what they might have thought was fancy artistic lighting turned out dark and out of focus. I felt like I was a teenager again watching scrambled porn on my parents TV. Even though the camera work ruined part of the scene for me, Ashley Blue did not. I foresee me watching more of here in the not so distant future. Instead of ending the film with a big bang (another pun if you chose to recognize), everyone gets together and goes out to a club. While interesting to watch and I enjoyed some of the siliness, I was let down. I want just one more sex scene, a threesome maybe…with Kimberly Kane, Stephen and Mandy Morbid. Now that sounds appetizing. But oh well, I dug the music and band, the fire dancers were bitchin, Stephen’s facial expressions once again made me all warm and fuzzy and I’m officially in love with K. Kane. Not to sound creepy or anything…but yeah. Watch Young Hollywood if you’re in the mood for a laid back, well done Alt-Porno featuring not overdone hotties having hot sweaty sex with attractive average looking dudes. The movie was hot, I enjoyed myself. Yes people…that was a double entendre.

 -- Cate Whoo