Review

Over the past weekend, I was feeling a little randy and decided that I was gonna spend a nice night with myself, a bottle of wine and Kaylani Lei's Vibrating Pussy and Ass. Now, since the real Kaylani currently has a restraining order out against me, I had to settle for the sex toy version of this Asian beauty. Boy, lemme tell you - and this is coming from a guy who's made sweet fuck with upwards of 3 real vaginas - this toy is outta sight! I mean, let's face it fellas, the only parts of a lady that we're really all that interested in is the fuckin' pussy and ass, right? Well that's exactly what you get here - molded directly from Kaylani's own sweet snatch and butthole. Being the kind of guy I am, I went straight for the ass, turned the vibrating bullet up to full power and nailed sweet "Kaylani" six ways from Sunday. After that, I decided to spice things up a bit for the puss action by cutting out a photo of Kaylani's head and putting it on my "fuckin' wall" (that's the wall I like to put my sex toys up against whilst nailing them - Buckton's got a bad back folks and needs something to lean on). Of course, this move is totally optional but I get pretty in to making the fantasy as real as possible... which was probably the cause of that whole restraining order thing in the first place. Ah Kaylani, one day you will be mine!

 -- Spock BUCKTON