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Skinopsis

Sarah Jessica Parker (of "Sucks and the City") stars in Somewhere Tomorrow, a syrupy drama that she made when she was 18, but, unfortunately, there's no barely legal skin from Carrie Bradshaw here. Texas Lightning is notable for its scene of Maureen "Marsha Brady" McCormick getting raped, although the moment where you can "see" her tits is a lot quicker than any lightning we've ever seen. Sexbomb is, by far the most tittalicious of the three films contained in this triple feature, but it's also the least celebtastic. It features Linnea Quigley and Delia Sheppard as topless treats in this satire of B-movie productions. Frankly, if these three movies could be blended together and somehow involve Sarah Jessica Parker and Marsha Brady topless and getting raped, then we'd be all for it. Really, anytime rape and Sarah jessica Parker go together, we'd be happy.

-- Rick Stanko