Review

There are vibrators and there's are vibrators, if you know what I mean. There are hundreds, probably thousands of toys out there that offer a little buzz. A disturbingly high number of them offer little more than a faint hum, a whisper of vibration no more powerful than a cellphone's ringer. Sure, they feel good on my clit, but sometimes something a little bit more powerful is nice.

Well, I guess this is one of those instances where you should be careful what you wish for, because the Viberite Personal Massager is probably the most intense thing I've ever held against my vagina, and that's saying something.

The Vibreite is basically the same concept as a HItachi or Bodywand vibrator, and I'll admit that I haven't had the chance to try out those particular toys yet, though judging by my experience with the Viberite, I don't know if I'll have to. This toy satisfied me so thoroughly and completely that I might just swear off other sex toys altogether. It's got seven vibration speeds, which should be more than enough for any horny lady. The very first setting sent me into a whole new world, and each additional notch shocked me even more. I honestly never even got past setting number three on this high-powered wonder. That's how intense this thing is. The higher settings proved to be more than I was willing to handle (though with time, who knows?), and they ought to be more than enough for any pussy. I'm more of a mild-to-intermediate vibration kind of lady, but even the roughest girls out there should be wowed by this thing.

So we've covered the important stuff. What else is there? This toy's bendable head is great because it lets me push and press and rock back and forth on it without fear of breaking the toy. The design is subtle and classy (though the sheer, footlong size of it can be a little intimidating, I guess). The cordless design let me take it wherever I wanted and it appeared to hold a full charge after only a half-hour of charging (it's said to last for hours on a full charge). I really can't say anything bad about it. Even the price tag is super-reasonable. It feels like a luxury toy, but it doesn't cost nearly as much.

I guess the closest thing I have to a complaint about this toy is that it's basically an external toy. Not really a complaint, that's just the kind of toy it is, I guess. But after ten minutes with this powerhouse, I wanted...needed to get fucked, and fucked hard. I, sadly, didn't have any of the attachments made for this toy, like the Viberite G-Spot Attachment (which I'm guessing would have done the job). Lucky for me, I had a boytoy handy who was more than willing to pick up where the viberite left off.

Ladies. Buy this toy. You will enjoy it.

 -- Pussy Velour