Review

Now, listen. This toy comes in three varieties: oral, anal and pussy. You've got your choice of which kind of hole you want to bang while you're watching the free DVD. Each one offers a few slight variations, but overall, you're looking at three different versions of the same toy. Choose any one of them and you ought to be happy.

(Since I'm a genius, I went with the pussy.)

Anyhoo, this is a sick fuckin' stroker. It's handheld and similar to the kind of budget snatches you'd find from other companies (sort of like the Dirty Twat from Pipedream), but built waaaaaaaaay sturdier. Just grasping it in your palm, before you've even penetrated this saucy bitch, you can tell that you're dealing with a thicker, heavier and beefier stroker than most. From what I've seen, this is sort of a hallmark of toys from ICON Brands. They just make quality shit! This thing is tight and solid, and it feels fucking great to bust a nut inside it. What else can I say?

Shit, I know what else I can say! It comes with a totally righteous free DVD full of bitching POV scenes from Evil Angel! The pussy kit comes with a Rocco Siffredi comp, the anal kit comes with a Mike Adriano comp and the oral kit comes with a Jonni Darkko comp! And free lube!

Really, you can't go wrong with these kits. Get one.

 -- MEAT BALL