Review

Crazy Europeans! I would confidentially say I enjoy rough sex more than occasionally, but the Twizzle Trigger Maxi scares me. After only a couple of uses my pussy is bruised up and not excited for another try. When I first read the boasty claim: “the most powerful vibrations”, I was skeptical. It showed me, although I can in no way say this is the most powerful toy out there.

I could barely make it past the first three of the twelve settings, and they all just made me laugh, which to me, if I’m naked and alone, is not very pleasurable. But I could just be a huge pussy. I’m sure there are tons of ladies who are need of a good hard toy. The variations are standard if you’re familiar with sex toys, Twelve variations always make good odds you can find several that please. It’s not even that it’s too hard, maybe I’m not that much of a pussy. It’s that, at 1700 RPM, it is just too fast for me.

The star of the show is the flexible head. It’s one of the nicest I’ve seen, and I have a number of toys. It feels nice, too, and would even be comfortable if it weren’t for the toy’s speed. Though I should say it helps if you use it in water.

The design of the toy itself is nice, deceptively small, fits comfortably in your hand, and has easy to use controls. I say deceptively small because this toy seems insanely loud for its size. But if you want power it’s going to be loud.

With everything I mentioned above, I do believe this toy makes a great messager, just not for your pussy. It works great on my neck, and I have to love that.

 -- Katarina Slit