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Skinopsis

In the second scene of The Wayward Cloud, the unbelievably filthy art house film from Taiwanese director Tsai Ming-liang, a woman lies on a bed with an oversized watermelon covering her snatch and lies back while a dude munches and fingers the fuck out of that watermelon while she moans like an oversexed chipmunk. Were that the only filthy moment in the film, we would have been satisfied, but that only wound up as the tip of the iceberg. One of the protagonists is a porn actor, so he gets treated to banging the fuck out lots of hot Taiwanese porn queens (and a Japanese one too) in many, many very graphic scenes. Once he jackhammers this hot number while watermelon covers her tits. See, watermelon is all over this movie as there is apparently a drought and watermelon is now cheaper than water. We're sure both have some sort of metaphoric significance, but we don't really care. All we know is that while there may be a drought in the movie, there is certainly no drought of hot naked Asian chicks or hot sex.

It's hard to say what the most fucktastic moment is. We're leaning towards the incredible scene where the megahot Japanese porn starlet is up on a stage totally naked shoving an empty water bottle in and out of her juicy slizz while she screams and moans in ecstasy. But, it just might be when one concerned chick drags a passed out other chick to the porn guys to help her, but instead they strip off her clothes and use her (all the while passed out) for their movie and make the lead fuck her six different ways. He can't seem to get into it, though (what's a matter you never fucked a passed out chick before?) until the other chick (who we think is the one he likes) starts screaming like a banshee while she watches. He finally gets into it and ends up jumping up and shoving his cock in her mouth while he cums.

There are way too many incredible moments for us to recount them all for you here, but just know that there are lots of sex scenes, multiple masturbatory (both for you and on camera) moments, bush and boobs, some ass and a fuckload more wankable awesomeness.

-- Rick Stanko