Skinopsis

Well that tears it! We're going to change our name to Ricard Stancois and we're going to learn French and become a French actor. Why? Well just take a look at this artsy as fuck French movie. This insanely lucky man of leisure type meets this insanely hot actress and starts the requisite sex-filled affair with her. He basically spends a huge chunk of the movie with this insanely gorgeous slice of Euromeat lounging naked and putting his hands in bad places. See, he gets to touch her poon patch and the inside of her butt crack... for real! If we pull off this whole passing as a French actor business, then we, hopefully, will get a hot slice of Euromeat to touch in her bad places. Probably not Sandra Majani, though, as this was her only film. Too bad, but at least she laid out her boobs, bush and buns for all to see before leaving the movies.

-- Rick Stanko