Review

Yes. You read that title correctly. So, right now you're either squirming in your seat with glee, or rolling your eyes in disgust. Or perhaps both. Whether you like it or not, MTV's (s)hit reality show is now a porn-tacular spoof for all the world to see. From the delightfully demented minds of the multiple AVN-nominated duo who unleashed POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck and the even more insane TMSleaze comes this "how didn't it write itself" parody of one of the most polarizing, obnoxious, yet hypnotically watchable reality shows in recent memory. For the two or three of you who've been living under a rock, Jersey Shore is a bowel-movement shrill-ality show on MTV that follows a crew of Italian American strangers all tossed together in a beach house for the summer in which hilarity, heinous hygiene, bitchslaps, ripped abs, and idiocy reigned supreme.

Controversy erupted almost from the get-go, as our lovely crew of Rhodes Scholars lovingly took to referring to each other as Guidos and Guidettes, stereotypical stupidity ran rampant, and the charming young lass known as Snooki (you know - the one who looks like Hobbit Elvira) got socked in the face by a drunken lout one night at a club. Yes, it was all so sweet and innocent until screenwriters and co-directors Bangs and BUCKTON got their grubby little mitts upon this tall tale. Well, they've done a horrendously brilliant bang-up job bringing this mess-terpiece to pussy-pounding life.

Featuring Zero Tolerance contract stars Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane and uber-slut Kristina Rose playing Snooki, this porn parody is an absolute masterpiece merging of a great script, incredibly hot sex scenes and absolute ridiculousness. With six full sex scenes, an extraordinary cast (you have to see James Deen play Pauly D.) and laughs to keep you going between cum-shots this is a must own.

 -- Keeneye Reeves