Review

Who doesn't love animated naked chicks with HUGE eyes? Well, I guess some people might not, but if you do, then this DVD is totally something you want to watch. Less than one minute into the movie the action starts with holy-fucking gnarly tentacles of doom. These aren't just tentacles, these are tentacles with mouths and tongues and eyeballs on the end of them. Every single one of this monster's writhing appendages shoots demon-goo into the terrified girl he has stalked down, captured, and raped before a demon killer with one pant leg runs in and shoots him. Akane, our asymmetrical heroine of the hour is then approached by a princess named Sheliss who tries to explain that they have a shared enemy but just ends up starting a cat fight. Cat fights are hot, especially since the princess has some kind psychic ability to turn people on and wields a whip made out of snakes who like to lick anime girl twat. She uses this on Akane to convince her to join in the quest to find and defeat Gilva. Standing in their way is an adorably creepy top hat wearing minion who reveals her peeping tom tendencies while using her knowledge of Sheliss's masturbation habits to detain her. The movie ends with the promise that she is just getting started, and I'm left completely confused by the plot until I realize that the DVD case says "Volume 1" which means that all will be revealed in the coming episodes. I'm really hoping Gilva and the top hat girl get it on in Volume 2.

It's got plenty of options for language and subtitles, but is dubbed in english, which is nice since sexual excitement and ability to read subtitles can at times be mutually exclusive. Decent quality and the plot is about as easy to follow as Sailor Moon or DBZ. Plus how *cute* are those giant eyes? Kawaii!

I'd give it four and a half tentacles out of five.

 -- Stoya™